Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words

[sheshe2]

Lol..

— (@mitchrosen.bsky.social) 2025-06-13T19:12:43.991Z

[bucolic_frolic]

1. BOOM!

That is memorable!

[SheltieLover]

2. ...

[sheshe2]

6. I don't think she knows where to put her maxi pad anymore.

The evil and her lies made her Jhina dry up.

[COL Mustard]

12. Blech.....

[BOSSHOG]

3. The next fashion statement for aggrieved maga women

And maga men who want to transition to be maga women but social construct and peer pressure forces them to remain.

[jls4561]

4. I had to go to the Onion site to follow up.

Loved the related story:

FBI warns second California senator still at large.

[kimbutgar]

5. Botox Barbie puppy killer with hair extensions

[johnnyfins]

7. Ugly, Hateful, Ghoul.

[Linda ladeewolf]

8. It worked for trump.

[Jack Valentino]

9. I thought this was for real, LMAO

[William769]

10. Was that an "assignation" attempt also?

[sheshe2]

11. Cricket finally got his revenge!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

13. Truth usually whistles on through and out the other side. Must have been a torrent of orange word salad. . . . nt

[ShazzieB]

14. A bandage on her ear...

And enough filler in her lower lip that it looks like it's ready to pop like a balloon!

Sorry if I sound judgmental. I honestly believe that everyone has the right to look the way they want to and spend money to accomplish it, if that's their thing. Still, when it's taken to extremes like this, it squicks me out. Sorry, but ewww. Especially when it's being done to impress the Orange Hellbeast, which I believe to be the case here.

[sheshe2]

17. All the MAGA 'Babes' are doing it and taking it to extremes.

Look at Leavitt, Jeebus C, she is only 27 years old! Can you imagine pumping all that crap into your face and where ever else to look...in their opinion, attractive. My Gawd, she has Michael Jackson's nose now.

I agree, they can do as they please. However they are doing the maga 'attractive' to cover their stupid. To name three, Bondi, Leavitt and Noem are not very bright.

[sakabatou]

15. Heh. Nice going, Onion writers!

[cate94]

16. I'm afraid to go to the protest tomorrow

I had squamous cell cancer removed. There is a large bandage on my right ear and I am afraid someone may take me for a Trump supporter!

[sheshe2]

19. Ah, you will be fine, cate.

You can write "No Kings" on the bandage!

Glad that you are doing well.

[IronLionZion]

18. Feared for her life

questions are dangerous