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Orrex

(66,313 posts) Sun Sep 28, 2025, 09:20 AM Sep 28

Is he dead yet?

Struck down in The Battle of Portland?

Clubbed to death in Farmingdale?

Catheter yanked out by "sabotaged" escalator?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Sep 28 OP

He came so close yesterday, but alas... surfered Sep 28 #1

Lol SheltieLover Sep 28 #12

Collapsed trying so hard wiff his tiny widdle hands to get the child safety cap off of his Aceto- Aceto- TYLENOL bottle. 2MuchNoise Sep 28 #2

Stoned to death SocialDemocrat61 Sep 28 #3

Probably after driving his golf cart onto the green GopherGal Sep 28 #21

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sep 28 #4

Soon, we hope. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾 surfered Sep 28 #5

Yesterday, or 79 yrs ago would've both worked, too! SheltieLover Sep 28 #14

79 years ago would have been optimal. His mother just didn't take enough Tylenol. surfered Sep 28 #18

Sad... SheltieLover Sep 28 #24

Keep it on ice! SheltieLover Sep 28 #13

Iced by an AI escalator Wicked Blue Sep 28 #6

Dragged out to sea by the turning tides... Blue Owl Sep 28 #7

Electric sharks, by chance? SheltieLover Sep 28 #15

I'm not fussy! Blue Owl Sep 29 #31

Me either! SheltieLover Sep 29 #33

"Still, NO?..." hlthe2b Sep 28 #8

Natasha got brave & slipped some tea into his diet coke? SheltieLover Sep 28 #9

Not yesterday or last night, damn, but, soon hopefully. republianmushroom Sep 28 #10

Maybe he'll get that ridiculous tie caught in an "unsabataged" escalator soon! txwhitedove Sep 28 #11

That would work! SheltieLover Sep 28 #16

Walks under a Democratic tree that dumps all his yellow leaves at once, suffocating him. generalbetrayus Sep 28 #17

A species of antifasuffacatus surfered Sep 28 #19

... SheltieLover Sep 28 #25

We wish! nt Exp Sep 28 #20

Best two-for-one deal in history! LetMyPeopleVote Sep 28 #22

Throw bibi in for the trifecta! SheltieLover Sep 28 #26

Clarence Thomas? No. nt BWdem4life Sep 28 #23

Dead? Did somebody say he's dead? ShazzieB Sep 28 #27

Nope Gimpyknee Sep 28 #28

No but putrefaction has started anyway. Dave Bowman Sep 28 #29

No but malaise Sep 28 #30

As of inappropriately 1:22AM here in NYC I DO NOT hear any sudden racous cheering, and car honking....so I guess he's.. electric_blue68 Sep 29 #32

surfered

(10,082 posts)

1. He came so close yesterday, but alas...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 09:23 AM

Sep 28

Sad!

SheltieLover

(74,798 posts)

12. Lol

Reply to surfered (Reply #1)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:31 AM

Sep 28

Good one!

2MuchNoise

(566 posts)

2. Collapsed trying so hard wiff his tiny widdle hands to get the child safety cap off of his Aceto- Aceto- TYLENOL bottle.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 09:37 AM

Sep 28

SocialDemocrat61

(6,180 posts)

3. Stoned to death

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 09:59 AM

Sep 28

by the crowd at the Ryder Cup.

GopherGal

(2,678 posts)

21. Probably after driving his golf cart onto the green

Reply to SocialDemocrat61 (Reply #3)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:44 AM

Sep 28

niyad

(128,185 posts)

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 10:05 AM

Sep 28

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(10,082 posts)

5. Soon, we hope. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾

Reply to niyad (Reply #4)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 10:29 AM

Sep 28

SheltieLover

(74,798 posts)

14. Yesterday, or 79 yrs ago would've both worked, too!

Reply to surfered (Reply #5)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:33 AM

Sep 28

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

surfered

(10,082 posts)

18. 79 years ago would have been optimal. His mother just didn't take enough Tylenol.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #14)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:39 AM

Sep 28

She apparently took a lot, just not enough.

SheltieLover

(74,798 posts)

24. Sad...

Reply to surfered (Reply #18)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 12:26 PM

Sep 28

SheltieLover

(74,798 posts)

13. Keep it on ice!

Reply to niyad (Reply #4)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:32 AM

Sep 28

Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

Wicked Blue

(8,329 posts)

6. Iced by an AI escalator

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 10:29 AM

Sep 28

Blue Owl

(57,782 posts)

7. Dragged out to sea by the turning tides...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 10:41 AM

Sep 28

Right into a school of hungry sharks…..

SheltieLover

(74,798 posts)

15. Electric sharks, by chance?

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #7)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:33 AM

Sep 28

Blue Owl

(57,782 posts)

31. I'm not fussy!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #15)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 01:04 AM

Sep 29

SheltieLover

(74,798 posts)

33. Me either!

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #31)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 07:05 AM

Sep 29

hlthe2b

(111,975 posts)

8. "Still, NO?..."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 10:49 AM

Sep 28

"I'm VERY UNHAPPY at this news!..."

SheltieLover

(74,798 posts)

9. Natasha got brave & slipped some tea into his diet coke?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 10:59 AM

Sep 28

republianmushroom

(21,856 posts)

10. Not yesterday or last night, damn, but, soon hopefully.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:08 AM

Sep 28

Don't really care how, just that is happens and sooner the better.

txwhitedove

(4,263 posts)

11. Maybe he'll get that ridiculous tie caught in an "unsabataged" escalator soon!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:27 AM

Sep 28

SheltieLover

(74,798 posts)

16. That would work!

Reply to txwhitedove (Reply #11)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:34 AM

Sep 28

generalbetrayus

(1,331 posts)

17. Walks under a Democratic tree that dumps all his yellow leaves at once, suffocating him.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:38 AM

Sep 28

surfered

(10,082 posts)

19. A species of antifasuffacatus

Reply to generalbetrayus (Reply #17)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:41 AM

Sep 28

SheltieLover

(74,798 posts)

25. ...

Reply to surfered (Reply #19)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 12:27 PM

Sep 28

Exp

(655 posts)

20. We wish! nt

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:44 AM

Sep 28

LetMyPeopleVote

(172,000 posts)

22. Best two-for-one deal in history!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 12:05 PM

Sep 28

SheltieLover

(74,798 posts)

26. Throw bibi in for the trifecta!

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #22)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 12:28 PM

Sep 28

BWdem4life

(2,827 posts)

23. Clarence Thomas? No. nt

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 12:17 PM

Sep 28

ShazzieB

(21,901 posts)

27. Dead? Did somebody say he's dead?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 12:59 PM

Sep 28

Never mind, false alarm. Back to waiting...

Gimpyknee

(903 posts)

28. Nope

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 03:30 PM

Sep 28

Dave Bowman

(6,157 posts)

29. No but putrefaction has started anyway.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 03:55 PM

Sep 28

malaise

(290,655 posts)

30. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 04:00 PM

Sep 28

There are many unhappy generals

electric_blue68

(24,672 posts)

32. As of inappropriately 1:22AM here in NYC I DO NOT hear any sudden racous cheering, and car honking....so I guess he's..