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gab13by13

(30,099 posts)
Wed Oct 8, 2025, 10:26 PM Oct 8

Krasnov Is Going For His Yearly Checkup, Friday

Not sure how it is called yearly when he already went to Walter Reed once before this year.

I guess, if you believe them, Krasnov has that malady where the veins in the legs don't return blood to the heart properly. They claim this is normal in people over 70. I'm one year younger than Krasnov and I have chicken legs, knock on wood.

Oh and his discolored hand is from his taking aspirin and then shaking hands which I refuse to believe, unless he does some hand jive hand shake.

Hoping you have a lengthy stay at Walter Reed, maybe just take some horse paste or eat buckets of KFC and all will be OK. Oh and don't forget your Saturday tee time and Big Macs for lunch.

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Bernardo de La Paz

(59,595 posts)
7. They want him on a gurney with paddles in their hands for when the Peace Prize is announced Friday. . . . . nt
Wed Oct 8, 2025, 10:35 PM
Oct 8

Diraven

(1,670 posts)
3. My prediction
Wed Oct 8, 2025, 10:33 PM
Oct 8

He's 6 foot 4, and 190 pounds of solid muscle. His doctor will say he's the healthiest president we've ever had and he'll live to be 100. Same as every other time.

RockRaven

(18,173 posts)
5. He's so [insert superlative] he can accomplish yearly events every few months!
Wed Oct 8, 2025, 10:34 PM
Oct 8

Nobody has ever seen yearly events so frequent! Everyone is talking about it, with tears in their eyes!

chouchou

(2,472 posts)
13. He's going there to look up them Bone Spurs.
Wed Oct 8, 2025, 10:45 PM
Oct 8

The poor man has had such agony since someone yelled "Boot camp"

dweller

(27,332 posts)
16. Maybe they will keep him
Wed Oct 8, 2025, 10:55 PM
Oct 8

for an in- depth study in psychotic malignant narcissism
Commit him for 3 years +



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