Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Devoured by a resurgent New World screwworm?

Keel-hauled on each of his beautiful new battleships?

Dismembered by robots and other forms of, uhhh, I guess you could say employment?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[underpants]

1. No but does the "Golden fleet" involve Russian whores?

I guess morale will improve

[Coldwater]

2. Has he faded to Black

not quite but he's almost there

[surfered]

3. No, but...

[malaise]

17. And here it is

He was on the net multiple times

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/23/trump-flew-alone-on-jet-with-epstein-and-unnamed-20-year-old-files-suggests

[surfered]

18. From hit2b I think

[malaise]

20. Love it

🎄🎄🎄

[Joinfortmill]

26. Good one!

[surfered]

4. No, but as to when, we should all agree...

[SheltieLover]

7. Right now would be remarkable!

[LymphocyteLover]

14. every day is one day closer to death

[twodogsbarking]

5. Smothered with a pillow in his bathroom by that creepy pillow guy.

[SheltieLover]

6. Trampled by trash fleeing Heritage Foundation?

Went down with the ships slob named after himself?

Blew a gasket over 60 Min Canada airing truth about CECOT?

[twodogsbarking]

8. Was on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and spun bankrupt every time. Reality TV.

Later he ate celery and d-d-d-died.

[Swede]

9. Redacted with extreme prejudice.

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

15. 🥂🍾🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[malaise]

11. No but

the backstabbed will soon outnumber the backstabbed.😀

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=20885509
More Christmas cheer😀
🎄🎄🎄

[malaise]

16. No but

Email shows he was on Epstein’s private jet multiple times

It’s Fitzmas
🎄🎄🎄

[fargone]

12. Ah, myiasis

[LymphocyteLover]

13. #3 for the win!

[hlthe2b]

19. "We look forward to your christening voyage of your new battleship! We await!'

[berniesandersmittens]

21. Snuck into the DOJ to reminisce about his "partyboy" days before it's redacted

Kegsbreath (thinking the copious amount of black ink was a stockpile of Venezuelan oil) bombs the building after a REALLY good tip on his signalchat.

[malaise]

22. Nicely played

😀
🎄🎄🎄

[electric_blue68]

23. I'm waiting. 😑 Drums fingers.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

24. ..you are our only hope

[Joinfortmill]

25. Epstein, Epstein, Epstein. TickTock.