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AverageOldGuy

(3,531 posts)
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 03:02 PM Yesterday

Federal Judge reaches down Noem's throat, rips out her heart . . .

. . . and eats it raw.

Noem wants to deport all Haitians in Springfield OH -- you know -- the ones eating the dogs and cats!! Judge tells her to GFY -- politely, of course.

https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/02/district-judge-blocks-order-ending-tps-status-granted-to-haitians

Among the judge's words were these :



A federal judge on Monday blocked the Trump administration from ending Temporary Protected Status for more than 350,000 Haitian immigrants.

In an 83-page opinion, U.S. District Judge Ana Reyes granted a stay maintaining the legal status of Haitian nationals “pending judicial review.” In her ruling, she accused Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem of “preordaining” her termination decision, saying she “did so because of hostility to nonwhite immigrants.”

“There is an old adage among lawyers,” Judge Reyes wrote. “If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts. If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have neither, pound the table.”

“Secretary Noem, the record to-date shows, does not have the facts on her side — or at least has ignored them,” Reyes continued. “Does not have the law on her side — or at least has ignored it. Having neither and bringing the adage into the 21st century, she pounds X (f/k/a Twitter)
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Federal Judge reaches down Noem's throat, rips out her heart . . . (Original Post) AverageOldGuy Yesterday OP
"Hostility to nonwhite immigrants" pretty much covers it, doesn't it? sop Yesterday #1
My skin color is not Probable Cause!!! ... aggiesal Yesterday #7
"" AllaN01Bear Yesterday #8
Fatality! Judge Ana Reyes wins! sakabatou Yesterday #2
" Federal Judge reaches down Noem's throat, rips out her heart . . ." MLWR Yesterday #3
I was curious too. Codifer Yesterday #11
my reaction exactly. barbtries Yesterday #12
The hard cold one which pumps ice through her vessels. Clouds Passing 10 hrs ago #20
Exactly! Hopefully, some judge in the future throws her a$$ in jail for several months........ no year!. usaf-vet 6 hrs ago #23
Good for Judge Reyes wendyb-NC Yesterday #4
I love the last paragraph of this opinion LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #5
Too Bad It's Only A Metaphor. A Song To Celebrate: ColoringFool Yesterday #6
The only place Kristi Noem belongs in is Supermax. Initech Yesterday #9
Nailed it malaise Yesterday #10
Absolutely! Unrepentant Fenian Yesterday #14
Don't forget the goat. yardwork 10 hrs ago #21
Thanks for the reminder malaise 10 hrs ago #22
Skin Color OKAY or NOT OKAY Meme iluvtennis Yesterday #13
Totally stupid headline - doesn't anyone understand how stupid hyperbole is - but I hope there's something here. Martin68 22 hrs ago #15
Kick orangecrush 21 hrs ago #16
I'm interested in how the Appeals Court and SCOTUS views it WarGamer 21 hrs ago #17
Only to find... 2naSalit 13 hrs ago #18
Our Noem (on the Range) song DFW 13 hrs ago #19
Clickbait. What heart? Blumancru 6 hrs ago #24

aggiesal

(10,635 posts)
7. My skin color is not Probable Cause!!! ...
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 05:34 PM
Yesterday

Every time there is a reference to skin color, this is my standard reply.

If I get pulled over by the ICEstapo, CBP or Border Patrol, I will say, "My skin color is not Probable Cause"










Codifer

(1,182 posts)
11. I was curious too.
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 05:44 PM
Yesterday

Seems to me that the judge started from the wrong end, finding noem's heart is more the job of a proctologist.

barbtries

(31,204 posts)
12. my reaction exactly.
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 05:51 PM
Yesterday

reaches down to take out her heart and finds the cavity empty.

usaf-vet

(7,767 posts)
23. Exactly! Hopefully, some judge in the future throws her a$$ in jail for several months........ no year!.
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 01:35 PM
6 hrs ago

malaise

(294,038 posts)
10. Nailed it
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 05:44 PM
Yesterday

No one who can murder a puppy for not following her orders should be allowed around living creatures.
She is sick.

yardwork

(69,087 posts)
21. Don't forget the goat.
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 09:32 AM
10 hrs ago

Noem murdered her kids' pet billy goat because "he smelled" the same day she murdered the puppy.

It was a bloodfest and she bragged about it in her book.

Martin68

(27,295 posts)
15. Totally stupid headline - doesn't anyone understand how stupid hyperbole is - but I hope there's something here.
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 10:15 PM
22 hrs ago

Whether the poster is going for laughs or clicks, it's a stupid headline.

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