Republican gathering goes off the rails as 'witch' casts spell: 'Cancel that curse!'

[LetMyPeopleVote]

This made me smile

A gathering of local Minnesota Republican Party officials went off the rails this week after a self-described "witch" trolled their meeting by placing a "curse" on them — and the Republicans in attendance appeared to take it at least somewhat seriously.

— Raw Story (@rawstory.com) 2026-02-05T04:00:21.749Z

https://www.rawstory.com/minnesota-gop-2675090442

A gathering of local Minnesota Republican Party officials went off the rails this week after a self-described "witch" trolled their meeting by placing a "curse" on them — and the Republicans in attendance appeared to take it at least somewhat seriously.

According to Minnesota Public Radio, "Seated around the Dilworth Elementary School Cafeteria, attendees listened as a volunteer read the results of the straw poll for the gubernatorial candidates. Kendall Qualls led with 30 votes, the speaker announced, with Mike Lindell trailing by 23 votes. As soon as Lindell’s vote tally was read, a cackle began to emerge from the far side of the room."

The individual, "wearing a green cape with a cross dangling from a chain around their neck and carrying a red cane," was escorted out of the premises, as he shouted that those in attendance are responsible for the federal agent-involved fatal shootings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti with their votes to put President Donald Trump in power.

“I’m a witch,” said the person on the way out. “I hex all of you!”

After these words, said the report, "the crowd stirred," and "a man in the crowd called on the group to take a minute to pray." He said, “We cancel that curse, that hex, in Jesus’s name.”

The crowd proclaimed "Amen," and gave their blessings in the hope that the "witch" would change their ways.

[Blue Owl]

1. I bet Mike "MyPedo" Lindell was scared shitless!!!

[niyad]

2. Certainly got a chuckle from me. However, the witches I know

generally do not wear crosses.

[Wicked Blue]

3. They also generally don't curse people

Curse AT people, yes.

[niyad]

6. And most are very fluent in invective!

[Wicked Blue]

7. I can curse in three languages!

English, Estonian, and a little bit of German

[niyad]

9. I curse in at least four. It came in rather handy when I dealt with

international crowds.

[whopis01]

4. The witch messed up though

should have said "I double-hex all of you - no takebacks" and then they wouldn't have been able to use Jesus to cancel it.

[malaise]

5. Bwaaah hahaha

[MustLoveBeagles]

8. This is hilarious 😂😂

[I_UndergroundPanther]

10. I got a curse for those fuckers...

In the name of the most powerful and fierce Sekhmet …I call you forth from your secret place. I seek justice.


May every Republican, billionaire and maga suffer all the days of thier lives and die a painful humiliating death.

May all the parasite wealthy lose everything suffer without insurance get patient dumped on the street and slowly freeze to death under an underpass all alone.

And all that wealth seized to help the poor and working poor in America. May thier corporations be taken over by the workers who have compassion wisdom annd ethics and condemn the rich self serving shareholders to poverty forever.

Sekhmet shut down every maga preaching hate church tax them at 90% .

Shut down right wing media in all its forms.
Destroy the hateful militias and Neo Nazis tech bros and the heritage foundation and make them fail let every ugly secret and evil scheme tumble forth and may they be called domestic terrorists and be treated as such.

Make magat followers face pain after pain shame after shame and make them all social pariahs.

Lastly destroy utterly the trump administration and all its minions. Let the Epstein files be released totally and completely and expose all the pedos and may those pedos get no mercy and be killed or castrated.

Sekhmet, Lady of the bloodbath, all these slime do not walk in Ma’at.
They are servants of isfet and apophis. Destroy them, my Beloved One.

So it is Done.