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The link to the Morning Joke discussion is here: https://www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epstein-2675105566/
But it tells us what we already know.
Comer Pyle, his mighty MAGA penis in hand and chest puffed out, threatened the Clintons with criminal charges, so they relented and agreed to testify, but what Comer is MISSING is Bill and Hillary saying "You WANT it, you fucking PORK CHOP? OK. Here it is, fucking COME AND GET IT."
This is why Trump said "EVEN THOUGH I HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY EXONERATED, I FEEL BAD ABOUT THE CLINTONS."
It's another Phony Soprano Mob Boss Dog Whistle to the Clintons to NOT IMPLICATE HIM, and I think we all know that NOT IMPLICATING TRUMP is SO FAR at the bottom of the Clintons' priority list that it didn't make the list at all.
"BEHOLD MY MIGHTY REPUBLICAN PENIS...you SHALL testify, or I WILL LOOSE THE FATEFUL LIGHTNING FROM MY TERRIBLE SWIFT SWORD!"
Well...they heard you, Comer. And now you're going to get what you want, and one HELL of a lot more.
lamp_shade
(15,401 posts)Emile
(41,375 posts)If not, he's playing partisan politics and providing protection for a pedophile ring of powerful rich people.
Miles Archer
(22,223 posts)THEY called for it to be televised.
What Comer AND Gym Jacket Off Jordan both indulge in as a part of their "Fox News Performance Art For An Audience Of One" is the never-ending quest for a "GOTCHA" moment, which always falls flat.
I think the intention is pretty clear...Comer wants to distance Trump from all of this and paint it as a "DEMOCRATS were the ones who were in bed with Epstein, while REPUBLICANS were FAR TOO MORALLY UPSTANDING to even CONSIDER getting next to this guy."
Too bad that "Jeff's a lot of fun and likes 'em on the younger side" quote is still out there.
Initech
(107,962 posts)Holy shit, MAGA people are the thinnest skinned crybabies on the planet.
Buckeyeblue
(6,280 posts)Bill took a few rides on Epstein's plane. Bill was running around fund raising for his foundation--which has done a lot of great work. I don't think in the early days, he spent too much time vetting people who wanted to donate. As a former president he had a powerful donation incentive--time with a former president. We know Bill is a great talker. Who wouldn't want to talk to a popular former president.
I will be surprised if Hillary ever met Epstein. He doesn't seem like the type of person she would go out of her way to talk to. If there were pictures of the two of them we would have seen them.
ScratchCat
(2,704 posts)They want to ask them questions in secret and then promptly make a criminal referral to DOJ for perjury. Then, DOJ opens a criminal investigation into Bill and Hillary Clinton. That's their plan in its entirety.
Buckeyeblue
(6,280 posts)That's what St. Ronnie did. Of course, at that point he probably didn't.
The could also just plead the 5th everything. If you plead the 5th amendment on everything, you can't be accused of perjury.
Sequoia
(12,735 posts)"If you want it, come and get it.. ."
