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Miles Archer

(22,223 posts)
Fri Feb 6, 2026, 09:43 AM 23 hrs ago

OMFG NO IT IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE! James Comer 'going to hurt the president" DON'T HURT PRECIOUS BABY DONNY!

The link to the Morning Joke discussion is here: https://www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epstein-2675105566/

But it tells us what we already know.

Comer Pyle, his mighty MAGA penis in hand and chest puffed out, threatened the Clintons with criminal charges, so they relented and agreed to testify, but what Comer is MISSING is Bill and Hillary saying "You WANT it, you fucking PORK CHOP? OK. Here it is, fucking COME AND GET IT."

This is why Trump said "EVEN THOUGH I HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY EXONERATED, I FEEL BAD ABOUT THE CLINTONS."

It's another Phony Soprano Mob Boss Dog Whistle to the Clintons to NOT IMPLICATE HIM, and I think we all know that NOT IMPLICATING TRUMP is SO FAR at the bottom of the Clintons' priority list that it didn't make the list at all.

"BEHOLD MY MIGHTY REPUBLICAN PENIS...you SHALL testify, or I WILL LOOSE THE FATEFUL LIGHTNING FROM MY TERRIBLE SWIFT SWORD!"

Well...they heard you, Comer. And now you're going to get what you want, and one HELL of a lot more.

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OMFG NO IT IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE! James Comer 'going to hurt the president" DON'T HURT PRECIOUS BABY DONNY! (Original Post) Miles Archer 23 hrs ago OP
Comer is the dog that caught the car, IMO. lamp_shade 22 hrs ago #1
I fully expect Comer to allow this hearing to be televised. Emile 22 hrs ago #2
The Clintons really did "get out in front of this." Miles Archer 21 hrs ago #3
Hey, anything that hurts this shitty president and his nightmare rotation, the better! Initech 21 hrs ago #4
I'm not sure what they want from the Bill and Hillary Buckeyeblue 21 hrs ago #5
Are you kidding? ScratchCat 20 hrs ago #7
So they should just say they don't remember. Or plead the 5th. Buckeyeblue 18 hrs ago #8
Song by Badfinger comes to mind Sequoia 21 hrs ago #6

Emile

(41,375 posts)
2. I fully expect Comer to allow this hearing to be televised.
Fri Feb 6, 2026, 10:01 AM
22 hrs ago

If not, he's playing partisan politics and providing protection for a pedophile ring of powerful rich people.

Miles Archer

(22,223 posts)
3. The Clintons really did "get out in front of this."
Fri Feb 6, 2026, 10:55 AM
21 hrs ago

THEY called for it to be televised.

What Comer AND Gym Jacket Off Jordan both indulge in as a part of their "Fox News Performance Art For An Audience Of One" is the never-ending quest for a "GOTCHA" moment, which always falls flat.

I think the intention is pretty clear...Comer wants to distance Trump from all of this and paint it as a "DEMOCRATS were the ones who were in bed with Epstein, while REPUBLICANS were FAR TOO MORALLY UPSTANDING to even CONSIDER getting next to this guy."

Too bad that "Jeff's a lot of fun and likes 'em on the younger side" quote is still out there.

Initech

(107,962 posts)
4. Hey, anything that hurts this shitty president and his nightmare rotation, the better!
Fri Feb 6, 2026, 11:07 AM
21 hrs ago

Holy shit, MAGA people are the thinnest skinned crybabies on the planet.

Buckeyeblue

(6,280 posts)
5. I'm not sure what they want from the Bill and Hillary
Fri Feb 6, 2026, 11:07 AM
21 hrs ago

Bill took a few rides on Epstein's plane. Bill was running around fund raising for his foundation--which has done a lot of great work. I don't think in the early days, he spent too much time vetting people who wanted to donate. As a former president he had a powerful donation incentive--time with a former president. We know Bill is a great talker. Who wouldn't want to talk to a popular former president.

I will be surprised if Hillary ever met Epstein. He doesn't seem like the type of person she would go out of her way to talk to. If there were pictures of the two of them we would have seen them.

ScratchCat

(2,704 posts)
7. Are you kidding?
Fri Feb 6, 2026, 12:07 PM
20 hrs ago
I'm not sure what they want from the Bill and Hillary


They want to ask them questions in secret and then promptly make a criminal referral to DOJ for perjury. Then, DOJ opens a criminal investigation into Bill and Hillary Clinton. That's their plan in its entirety.

Buckeyeblue

(6,280 posts)
8. So they should just say they don't remember. Or plead the 5th.
Fri Feb 6, 2026, 02:37 PM
18 hrs ago

That's what St. Ronnie did. Of course, at that point he probably didn't.

The could also just plead the 5th everything. If you plead the 5th amendment on everything, you can't be accused of perjury.

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