My Wife Made a Suggestion for Naming Things after Donald Trump

[MineralMan]

She had two ideas I thought were perfect:

Donald J. Trump Sewage Treatment Facility
Donald J. Trump Landfill

He'd be so proud of himself, I think.

[no_hypocrisy]

1. Trump Fleet Enema

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Slogan: Who Gives A Shit?

Slogan #2: I don't give a shit, do you?

[dem4decades]

12. Trump Diapers, guaranteed to hold a pant load and a half. Think of the marketing opportunities.

[spooky3]

2. Name all the men's public restrooms at performance or travel venues

After him, so that they can picture his presence as they do their business

[Conjuay]

6. What?

"Donald J Outhouse?

('Cause you know he'd steal the plumbing)

[spooky3]

9. :-)

[Jarqui]

3. To add to the theme proposed

Donald J. Trump Toxic Waste Dump

Always thought his face on a urinal cake might sell well
And probably why he'll be encased in concrete when he shrivels up and expires

[TommieMommy]

4. Hilarious 👍👍

[sop]

5. Psychiatric hospitals for the criminally insane.

[Jerry2144]

7. Interestingly enough, the definition of "to trump" means

slang (intr) to expel intestinal gas through the anus

He is a loud, obnoxious, smelly fart. This needs to be made more mainstream, just like Santorum became mainstream

[Shermann]

8. Don't forget about circuses and insane asylums. nt

[dalton99a]

10. .

[S/V Loner]

11. Instead of septic tanks...

they are now trump tanks.

[eShirl]

13. Donald J Trump Methane Bio-generation Plant