Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Assassinated by Iranian agents in retaliation for his unprovoked war against them?

Assassinated by Venezuelan agents in retaliation for his unprovoked war against them?

Assassinated by Minnesotan agents in retaliation for his unprovoked war against them?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Pummeled by angry Boy Scouts?

Stroked out watching President Clinton's post deposition interview? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100221054623 )

Threw a fatal tantrum over President Biden's SC speech, in which he accused tsf of having a "weird obsession with Barack Obama?) ( https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/joe-biden/biden-trump-favorability-combative-speech-south-carolina-rcna261085 )

Fatal heart attack over the fact that his minions set a precedent deposing President Clinton, one which will bite him in his diaper?

[Marthe48]

2. I'd rather it were him

Than 40 + Iranian school girls.

Or who knows how many victims in American cities

Or who knows how many victims on a boat

Or who knows how many victims of rape

[2MuchNoise]

3. Just fucking assassinated by anyone for literally any reason at all.

[Grim Chieftain]

24. He is begging for assassination

I for one won't be surprised when someone complies.

[Goonch]

4. ;-{).....2028

[niyad]

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

6. I have a dream that he just dies soon!

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

12. Rfn would be perfect

Yesterday would've been better, esp. For those 40 schoolgirls.

[SheltieLover]

11. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[twodogsbarking]

7. Fell off his high horse and was trampled in the stampede.

[Blumancru]

8. Exploding chicken nugget placed by

unknown agent. The spouses of higher officials are suspected, as most are foreign born (American women won’t have anything to do with them).

At least thirty people claim credit, so the actual perp is never determined.

[Submariner]

9. If the Iranian snipers catch up to Barron

Melanoma will eliminate her ex-husband for us.

[mountain grammy]

10. No but he and Netanyahu

Just bombed Iran. His kill rate is going up. He’s determined to start WW3.

[TBF]

14. What a week - he deposes Hillary Clinton & bombs Iran

all to get attention off HIS role in the Epstein affairs.

Donald, we know what you did.

[niyad]

17. He and bibi just did.

[Clouds Passing]

22. Wouldn't doubt bibs is in the trumpsteins

[niyad]

23. Same here. ehud barak certainly is.

[MiHale]

13. Done in by a diaper laced with a anal necrotizing fungus...

that flourished in his ‘swampy area’ and worked it’s way throughout his fetid body.

[niyad]

16. ohhhhhhh, good one.

[MiHale]

18. He unmasks my dark side...

[niyad]

20. He has done that for many people.

[surfered]

15. My hope, my wish, my prayer...

[Harker]

19. ...

そうだといい

[lark]

21. I hope every day to get the news of karma katching up with his death - but so far noooo.

Hopes and prayers

[hlthe2b]

25. "It is coming, you detestable orange blob... It is coming!"

[Ocelot II]

26. When I wish for a superpower it's usually telekinesis.

How handy would that be?

[jls4561]

28. If his head explodes we'll know who to thank.

One request: please make it on live TV.

[Wicked Blue]

27. The first thing I do every morning is to check the headlines

while asking myself, "Is he dead yet?"

The next thing I say is "Dammit!"

I wonder if his Board of Peace will chastise him for starting a war.

Nah, they'll just award him the Trump Peace Prize.

Will no one rid us of this turbulent pest?

[mvd]

29. Day can't come soon enough

[TexasTowelie]

30. Planetary alignment provided directions to "illegal aliens"

So that they could cut out the "take me to your Leader" bullshit and begin the anal probe immediately. Patient deceased from hemnoraged colon and galactic war declared by aliens because of the stench.

[mercuryblues]

31. Someone told him

Liquid gold would make him young again.

So he said "I'll have a double"

[malaise]

32. No but

He’s committing more war crimes

Hopeful the planets or the lunar eclipse destroy him
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221053422