New MAGA Hats Were Just Released

[groundloop]

[homegirl]

1. Now is the time

MAGA MENTAL CASES to put your flabby, beer belly bodies on the line for your Lord and Master!

Great hat and text-the perfect gift for anyone's MAGA MORON relative, neighbor or former friend!

Is there any inside word that the White House is considering bringing back the draft? When the economy tanks and there aren't enough jobs voluntary enrollment in the military rises....

[Wednesdays]

9. Nah, they'll just send the dark folks to do the fighting for them.

All in the spirit of Generalissimo Bone Spurs.

[Sector 001]

2. The majority of Trump supporters that I personally know.

Are all sitting on their butts and collecting a disability check.

[OGBuzz]

3. They can send ICE and CBP in the first wave.

[eppur_se_muova]

8. Well, they have lots of experience with deadly assault techniques. nt

[sop]

4. Trump won't sell many of those to his cult.

[calimary]

5. I dunno, his cult is pretty damn stupid.

[sop]

6. Maybe all the geriatric MAGA chickenhawks?

[Skittles]

11. bunch of gun humping fucking cowards

rooting for a draft dodging sex offender

[SergeStorms]

7. Lowest selling hat on the market.

They'd rather gather in the woods and play soldier. Shooting at cans and silhouette targets on weekends is their idea of "a well regulated militia."

[drmeow]

10. They all have bone spurs! nt