Re: Khamenei"s Death - How many virgins is a martyr for the Islamic faith supposed to get? I'm hoping......

[FadedMullet]

........that they are age appropriate and his long history of E.D. comes into play.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

1. I read that is BS and Paradise isn't a carnal place

[Prairie Gates]

2. "The Islamic faith..." You mean as a whole?

What in the world?

And are you actually privy to the erectile dysfunction status of an 80 year-old Persian? That's fucking weird, dude.

I'm not sure Western leaders really want to be talking about young virgins these days, anyway...

[DemocratSinceBirth]

4. I read that the 72 Virgins isn't a real thing

[FadedMullet]

7. Seventy-two then, got it.

[FadedMullet]

12. ...wow......just wow......

[OC375]

3. Virginians

As the old joke goes...

[FadedMullet]

5. Still funny. Thanks for the response and your sense of humor. It's much better than DSB and PG who responded earlier.

[bigtree]

6. sounds a bit rapey for the everafter

...let's hope the 'virgins' have free will in that imagined realm to avoid wrinkly old men.

[Polybius]

13. Wait, you are still wrinkly and old in Heaven?

I thought everything goes back to your prime!

[FadedMullet]

14. Kurt Vonnegut suggested in one of his novels that, in heaven, you get to pick your age, so it's mostly.......

......23 year olds. His misfortune was that he Dad was there as a snot nosed 12 year old that wanted to hang around with him.

[3_Limes]

9. Just as a side note, and its a long , long shot,

But if I somehow wind up martyred for Islam, no virgins for me please. Give me a few girls who know what they're doing! That seems like it would be a much better reward.

[FadedMullet]

10. Wasn't that an old George Carlin joke? "After a couple of Virgins, I'd be looking for a Pro".

[H2O Man]

11. oh

[Igel]

15. Uh ..

When snarky, I assume the 72 virgins are all 50+ year old men that are gay but haven't been tops.

Great way to see smiles turn upside down.