Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Accidentally assassinated Iran's Supreme Leader after declaring himself Iran's Supreme Leader?

Died after being made "sick" by 2 Conservative SCOTUS Justices?

Died from tiny, gangrenous priapism after learning that his signature will be on all US currency?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Fatal fall attempting to grab the brass ring?

[murielm99]

2. Thank you.

Keep getting sick and sicker, tsf.

[Goonch]

3. ;-{) 5th Avenue

[malaise]

4. No but

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The arrogant ignorant monster and his inner circle sure are cashing in on not caring

[twodogsbarking]

5. Piano wire from a Grand Piano.

[twodogsbarking]

6. I am hungry for some Jimmy Dean sausage.

With jacks and timbers they started back down
Then came that rumble way down in the ground
And as smoke and gas belched out of that mine
Everybody knew it was the end of the line for Pig Don.

Pig Bad Don.

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

9. I have a dream

[hlthe2b]

8. "One more day until 'No King's' Day and I'm getting ready with my protest buddy!"

"We know he hates Dems and dogs! Maybe that will have him 'keeling over!"

[QueerDuck]

10. He won't live forever, and we're one day closer to the big announcement AND BIG PARTY!!!