Please, please, please

[Aviation Pro]

No further explanation is needed.

[Martin Eden]

1. No more daily question from Orrex?

Price gouging on champaign, due to overwhelming demand?

[surfered]

23. There are plenty of others: Miller, Hegseth, Vance, Rubio, Blanche, Vought.

There are more collaborators than you can shake a stick at. St Orrex still has a lot to work with.

[Baitball Blogger]

2. Atheists are praying today.

[usonian]

3. Amen to that.

[erronis]

13. I'll let loose with Gloria in excelsis Deo when Orrex gives the word.

[paleotn]

24. If that's what it takes, hell yeah!

[Skittles]

4. huge bottle of whiskey ready

I'll swig out of it like a fucking sailor; yes INDEED.

[North Shore Chicago]

5. This made me chuckle.

[Skittles]

6. in HS I dated Great Lakes sailors

I know how they drink; yes INDEED

[Grim Chieftain]

8. The way I'm feeling right now

I'd swig out of it if it's not true.

[Escape]

7. If he dies today...

I will go to church tomorrow, for the first time in about 50 years...

I won't go inside, but I'll go..

[Tom Dyer]

22. This is clearly part of God's plan for you.

[LEW]

9. Please, Please Please

Please!

[paleotn]

25. Me going to church would be a remake

of the Damien church scene in The Omen. If it works I’ll do everything I can to keep it together.

[OGBuzz]

10. Won't anyone feel at least a little bit sad?

This great man took a country that was "totally dead" and in just 14 months turned it into the "hottest country anywhere in the world".

[magicarpet]

29. A chicken in every pot and a bar of solid gold bullion under everyone's pillow.

[malaise]

12. Apparently not

https://www.facebook.com/dailymirror/posts/they-have-responded-to-rumours-that-trump-is-in-the-walter-reed-medical-centre-/1407343768107370/

The comments are too good

[crazylikafox]

18. Party supply stores started the rumor to boost sales

Lol

[malaise]

19. I haven't laughed this much in ages

I can’t imagine the celebrations across the globe when it’s official. 😀

[Joinfortmill]

14. Amen.

[Hstch05]

15. Let me

get what I want this time - The Smiths

[JoseBalow]

16. drumpf's longevity is proof that prayers don't work

[AllaN01Bear]

17. my personal intrnal alarms are going off like crazy with this one

[magicarpet]

30. Oh,.. Good Lord,...

Ain't that a racket ?

[mwb970]

20. It has to happen soon. Please God.

[NoMoreRepugs]

21. I'm going broke keeping my party planner on retainer.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

26. I still have the rosary I won in my 6th grade spelling bee....

[sop]

27. Dear God...thank you for your attention to this matter.

[dem4decades]

28. Is he going to the Middle East to lead Easter services?

[underpants]

31. See what happens when he stays in DC for a weekend?

Everyone figures something MUST be wrong.

[Blue Owl]

32. Hey Donny go eat shit and DIE you fat fucking motherfucking fuck