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Trump Posts Jesus-Like Picture of Himself Performing Miracle on Sick Man, Minutes After Ramping Up Feud With Pope Leo
Even MAGA Recoils at Trump Cosplaying as Christ in Deranged Post
BootinUp
(51,432 posts)homegirl
(1,970 posts)who assembled this collage for him!
BootinUp
(51,432 posts)bleedingulcers
(85 posts)(AI ignoramus here) doesn't someone have to specify the various "ingredients" that appear in the image? Or can you just ask AI to general an image calculated to offend as many people as possible and get this kind of result?
Inquiring minds...
SergeStorms
(20,637 posts)I'm certain tRump didn't generate that himself. I'm sure one of his sycophants did it, or one of his cult members.
I'm old, and I mean old, and I can generate gifs and memes with no problem at all on the Gemini app. Give it a try! 😁
seabiscuit5920
(29 posts)Wow - - Trump's new health care plan does not increase the deficit. We should all bow down to our perfect leader.
Ray Bruns
(6,461 posts)BattleRow
(2,528 posts)IthinkThereforeIAM
(3,317 posts)... flatulence.
"These are results for flatulence
AI Overview
Flatulence (passing gas) is a normal bodily function caused by swallowing air or bacterial fermentation of undigested carbohydrates in the gut. It typically occurs 5 to 20 times daily. While usually harmless, causes include high-fiber foods, dairy, or digestive issues. Symptoms often include bloating or discomfort, with treatment focusing on dietary changes, such as reducing fermented foods and eating slowly" -- Google
surfered
(13,684 posts)BattleRow
(2,528 posts)The Leavittator?
I suspect she will be taking maternity leave soon.
How far can you go in defending the indefensible?
surfered
(13,684 posts)FakeNoose
(41,864 posts)Crucifying takes such a long time, and I'd like to get this over with.
fujiyamasan
(1,839 posts)I have to admit I dont mind him suffering as much as the world has. Let him stay on that cross.
After all, he loves the letter T.
Maeve
(43,472 posts)MineralMan
(151,386 posts)This has to make even evangelical Christians angry. If it does not, I give up.
Fritz Walter
(4,371 posts)jmowreader
(53,246 posts)"Worse? How could it be worse? Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah!"
yardwork
(69,438 posts)MineralMan
(151,386 posts)Isn't that interesting, too?
Christianity - Always Something for Everyone
yardwork
(69,438 posts)MAGATS (or bots) are responding to it in one of two ways:
1. It's triggering the libs and so we love it.
2. What's wrong with Trump showing how much he loves and cares for us in this beautiful painting.
No joke.
MineralMan
(151,386 posts)It is very, very strange.
yardwork
(69,438 posts)FailureToCommunicate
(14,608 posts)eppur_se_muova
(42,055 posts)Although I'm guessing the Russian Orthodox Patriarch is on speed-dial.
SupportSanity
(1,585 posts)Anyone not him - suckers and losers.
And marks for every grift.
John1956PA
(4,990 posts)wnylib
(26,186 posts)Hugin
(37,890 posts)Yeah, thatll bring Jeffery back.
sop
(18,817 posts)wnylib
(26,186 posts)magicarpet
(18,727 posts)Like a monkey defecates in its hand and then throws it at the viewers lined up at the zoo. trDUMP takes a DUMP in his own hand then smears it on everything and everyone.
If djt rubs his feces on the forehead of the sick or the dead - he can bring the dead back to life or good health
Even Jesus couldn't preform a miracle of that magnitude. This in trDUMP"s mind makes Jesus subordinate to trDUMP The Orange One. Hail & praise to trDUMP The Almighty - AMEN.
BattleRow
(2,528 posts)MustLoveBeagles
(16,698 posts)MustLoveBeagles
(16,698 posts)eppur_se_muova
(42,055 posts)LymphocyteLover
(9,926 posts)JoseBalow
(9,556 posts)Tesha
(21,149 posts)Uh badly broken?
wnylib
(26,186 posts)Johonny
(26,304 posts)Ray Bruns
(6,461 posts)Martin68
(27,852 posts)niyad
(132,898 posts)of cankles???). Too much golden hair, face too young and unlined and thin.
DU'er Maru Kitteh made an excellent point in another thread about this delusional bs. The cap on the medical professional, so we would not mistakenly promote her to "doctor".
I really need a drink. It's 5 o'clock somewhere, yes???
Martin68
(27,852 posts)niyad
(132,898 posts)Ray Bruns
(6,461 posts)I was wondering what the hell that was.
Harker
(17,868 posts)Lovie777
(23,153 posts)Sorry, I can't imagine shithole putting that together. He could have directed someone else tho.
luv2fly
(2,681 posts)That would require creative thought and he's a dullard.
More likely one of his ridiculous young overly well paid Lard-A-Maga-lipped staff did it on their own, showed it to him and he gave it a thumbs up.
Kid Berwyn
(24,622 posts)EarlG
(23,667 posts)Perfect. Havent heard that in years
..
Kid Berwyn
(24,622 posts)Hiding statuesque bosoms to open the way for kakistocracy.
* AG and sound machine
niyad
(132,898 posts)to them. Would that ashy had similar self-awareness.
Kid Berwyn
(24,622 posts)AG John Ashcroft was warned not to fly commercial airlines in July, 2091. So he got Uncle Sam to pay for a private jet so he could shuttle to Missouri to fish. Of course, he failed to warn the American flying public.

Ashcroft Flying High
BY CBSNEWS.COM STAFF
JULY 26, 2001 / 7:04 PM / CBS
Fishing rod in hand, Attorney General John Ashcroft left on a weekend trip to Missouri Thursday afternoon aboard a chartered government jet, reports CBS News Correspondent Jim Stewart.
In response to inquiries from CBS News over why Ashcroft was traveling exclusively by leased jet aircraft instead of commercial airlines, the Justice Department cited what it called a "threat assessment" by the FBI, and said Ashcroft has been advised to travel only by private jet for the remainder of his term.
"There was a threat assessment and there are guidelines. He is acting under the guidelines," an FBI spokesman said. Neither the FBI nor the Justice Department, however, would identify what the threat was, when it was detected or who made it.
A senior official at the CIA said he was unaware of specific threats against any Cabinet member, and Ashcroft himself, in a speech in California, seemed unsure of the nature of the threat.
"I don't do threat assessments myself and I rely on those whose responsibility it is in the law enforcement community, particularly the FBI. And I try to stay within the guidelines that they've suggested I should stay within for those purposes," Ashcroft said.
Source: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ashcroft-flying-high/
In addition to being an assault on truth, reason and all our senses, Republicans really know how to hurt a democracy.
niyad
(132,898 posts)BootinUp
(51,432 posts)Kid Berwyn
(24,622 posts)Katy Kay
BBC, March 4, 2002
America's Attorney General, John Ashcroft, has taken his fondness for morning prayer meetings at the US Department of Justice one step further - he is asking his staff to start the day by singing patriotic songs he wrote himself.
The move has alarmed employees, who seem less than taken with their bosses' musical skills.
Mr Ashcroft himself gives a gutsy rendition of his own tune, Let the Eagle Soar, whose title reflects the song's patriotic spirit.
The deeply Christian attorney general, fired by the country's wartime spirit, has begun distributing printouts of the lyrics to his tune at Justice Department meetings so that his staff can join in.
Spanish speakers are being recruited to translate the song, which has curious shades of Neil Diamond in its tinkly country and western rhymes.
Continues like the GOP warmongering to the present day...
Source via Internet Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/20021016004355/http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/1854922.stm
"Have you heard the song? It really sucks." -- Department of Justice lawyer
FadedMullet
(957 posts)Kid Berwyn
(24,622 posts)Unforgettable.
ck4829
(37,895 posts)OnlinePoker
(6,135 posts)chouchou
(3,178 posts)(Ok..A bowel movement)
Then again maybe its the caffeine.
LetMyPeopleVote
(180,452 posts)trump is not well
Exp
(980 posts)Biophilic
(6,582 posts)And way more 'realistic' than the original. NOW I understand it. Before it just looked like a crazy person had put it together.
AKwannabe
(6,896 posts)MAGA should be very afraid.
If they believe in the Book of Revelation.
This is the Antichrist.
They are his followers.
Keep it up dumbasses
wnylib
(26,186 posts)Bluetus
(2,918 posts)That is all. Get this guy to a mental hospital, stat.
hay rick
(9,640 posts)
Dave Bowman
(7,283 posts)
BumRushDaShow
(170,397 posts)Bristlecone
(11,124 posts)His ego knows no bounds
FakeNoose
(41,864 posts)yardwork
(69,438 posts)What does it mean?
Hugin
(37,890 posts)That character is likely lifted from existing images. I have seen carvings and sculptures which have a similar profile from the Bronze Age. Like Babylonian and Sumerian.
So it would seem Trump is inadvertently invoking Zuul (from Ghostbusters) or some other distinctly non-judeo christian deity.
yardwork
(69,438 posts)twodogsbarking
(18,931 posts)Fil1957
(728 posts)Last edited Mon Apr 13, 2026, 12:39 PM - Edit history (1)
it at: https://www.aol.com/articles/eagle-eyed-viewers-spotted-something-181414210.html
I'm not religious, but it even gives me the creeps.
BattleRow
(2,528 posts)Sneederbunk
(17,555 posts)Rebl2
(17,806 posts)gets even more disgusting/disturbing every day.
Fla Dem
(27,667 posts)EnergizedLib
(3,068 posts)Which tells me it was a mistake to ever post it.
wnylib
(26,186 posts)Last edited Mon Apr 13, 2026, 04:42 PM - Edit history (1)
that he was not portraying himself as Jesus. He was portraying a doctor because he heals people and does a lot of good for a lot of people.
Yeah, right, spawn of Satan.
Texin
(2,853 posts)LilElf70
(1,587 posts)what sick son of a bitch on his staff was behind this? It certainly wasn't Trump. He's nowhere smart enough
Gee, there's so many to choose from
BootinUp
(51,432 posts)Norrrm
(5,204 posts)Trumps Jesus Advisor Will Resurrect Your Dead Relatives For Low, Low Price of $1,144!
https://www.wonkette.com/trump-christian-advisor-paula-white-ressurection-seed#5jY3eGVTSIvTXKVA.99

SupportSanity
(1,585 posts)The rock band. Keyboard player married her in 2015
Lawsuits started flying starting 2017
Lots to google
Norrrm
(5,204 posts)Pat Robertson steps down as '700 Club' host after 60 years
PR said we have the power to raise the dead.
Going to be interesting to see if his son resurrects him or if Gordan keeps all the money for himself.
Has anyone seen PR lately?
Blue Owl
(59,254 posts)It's too easy for any idiot to generate some ridiculous Rambo-themed graphic to post for the sheep who eat it up like manna from the heavens.
God I fucking hate AI some (most) days....
orleans
(37,007 posts)ffr
(23,430 posts)Democrats should replace him with Michael Dukakis or Barack Obama or any former or would-be president. I'd just like to see how that would go over with his flock of boot lickers.
Texin
(2,853 posts)FakeNoose
(41,864 posts)
Chump hasn't looked like this for at least 25 years, maybe longer. Whoever did this artwork is playing up to Chump's extreme vanity. It's like those "collector" cards where he's wearing the Superman outfit. They took about 150 pounds off him, and made him look like he's 40 years old. In this "fake Jesus" thing he looks like about 50, with REAL hair!
TygrBright
(21,372 posts)Also, they both appear to be right hands, so it's two different caucasians.
Who definitely look older. And male.
Reaching up from the underworld to haul their pedo-bro down into the demonic pizza parlor basement?
It just keeps getting weirder...
nauseatedly,
Bright
twodogsbarking
(18,931 posts)He is winning
MiHale
(13,082 posts)I called my doctor today to ask for the Glowing Ball Therapy .thought I was crazy hmm.
BradBo
(1,029 posts)allegorical oracle
(6,507 posts)HeartsCanHope
(1,691 posts)2 Corinthians 11:14-15
English Standard Version
14 "And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. 15 So it is no surprise if his servants, also, disguise themselves as servants of righteousness. Their end will correspond to their deeds."
Pinback
(13,613 posts)Just left me slack-jawed and dumbfounded. I guess weve all gotten more or less numb to the ever-increasing outrages, stupidities, and depravities of this misadministration, but this one is so stupefyingly moronic that I have a hard time wrapping my head around it.
When I regained my power to speak, all I could say was, Holy. Fuck.
Your annotations are perfect. The only thing Id add is that hed better watch out for that eagle!
Westcoast4life
(114 posts)"I did post it, and I thought it was me as a doctor- and had to do with Red Cross..as a Red Cross worker there, which we support. It's suppose to be me as doctor making things better and I do make people better... Only the fake News could come up with this one"
calimary
(90,265 posts)Soooooooooooo tired of this bastard. A plague on two legs.
magicarpet
(18,727 posts).... seated and dressed in the White Pope's outfit with the tall white Pope's hat. That created a major uproar backthen too.
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Trump criticised after posting AI image of himself as Pope
4 May 2025
Max Matza
BBC News
US President Donald Trump has attracted criticism from some Catholics after posting an AI-generated image of himself as the Pope.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cdrg8zkz8d0o
Evolve Dammit
(21,797 posts)calimary
(90,265 posts)Shit, Id say.
Just plain ol shit. From the Big Shitter in OUR White House (for now).
But this isnt just mere shit. This is frickin SACRILEGE!!!
generalbetrayus
(1,900 posts)I've already posted EarlG's explanatory meme in response to four of my Facebook friend's posts of the original.
slingsam
(433 posts)Everyone knows that Jesus was a dark skinned, Middle Easterner
AllaN01Bear
(29,629 posts)orleans
(37,007 posts)red "christians"
if they breeze by here let them see it again.
calimary
(90,265 posts)Its OFFENSIVE!!! Not to mention SACRILEGIOUS!!!
jfz9580m
(17,358 posts)Except that might not be the most as those management douche types say efficient strategy.
She needs a..well nm..I am trying to be more appropriate and sane or some such thing over using the 47th POTUS as the bar.
When Trumps images leer out of my phone with ingratiating, avuncular coyness that is terrifyingly lame, I am trying to rewire my brain to think Trump Impersonator.
Thanks EarlG
-jfz9580m