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D_Master81

(2,606 posts) Mon Apr 13, 2026, 12:00 PM Yesterday

"Open thr f---ing strait you crazy bastards"

I would love to see Iran troll Trump by posting his own words now that we are blockading the blockade. Unbelievable 3D chess

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"Open thr f---ing strait you crazy bastards" (Original Post) D_Master81 Yesterday OP

That would be...................delicious. MarineCombatEngineer Yesterday #1

I really doubt the US is going to blockade Iran's blockade AZJonnie Yesterday #2

MarineCombatEngineer

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1. That would be...................delicious.

Reply to D_Master81 (Original post)

Mon Apr 13, 2026, 12:03 PM

Yesterday

It would also trigger another round of insane posting on his "Truth Social" platform.

AZJonnie

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2. I really doubt the US is going to blockade Iran's blockade

Reply to D_Master81 (Original post)

Mon Apr 13, 2026, 12:13 PM

Yesterday

I can't see Trump and Hegseth having the stomach to fuck with tankers bound for Russia, China, or even India, and bar their passage because they paid a toll to Iran, myself.

They might make a show of holding up tankers bound to/from the Kingdom of East Bumfuckistan, just so they can say "See, IQ47 wasn't just making shit up, we really, really ARE doing what he said in his rant", but it'll never be a serious effort.

Though it could get real interesting if he decided to hold up a tanker bound to/from a NATO country, which could actually be "the plan" come to think of it.

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