Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball

[Zorro]

WASHINGTON—Shocking Truth Social followers with a graphic insult to a nebulous opponent, President Donald Trump escalated a feud with an unclear adversary Monday by posting an AI video of himself fucking a basketball.

“The president is clearly enraged at somebody, but the clip provides far too little context to know who exactly is meant to be targeted,” said political analyst Allen Mueller, noting that the computer-generated president shouts the name of a different foreign country with each sweaty thrust into the bright orange basketball.

“The word ‘America’ is written across the side of the ball, but it’s wearing a sombrero and Trump is wearing a miter, so it’s anyone’s guess which of Trump’s enemies is being called out in the post. The intentions are even more muddled by Trump’s caption for the post, which just reads ‘TAKE THIS, BIG BOY’. Does he have beef with an NBA player? Why is the sex taking place on the floor of Congress? He clashes with way too many people to make this self-explanatory.”

Pundits expressed further bafflement with the video’s ending, which features a pantsless Trump slam-dunking the basketball over a digital rendering of a smiling Jesus Christ.

https://theonion.com/trump-escalates-feud-with-unclear-adversary-by-posting-ai-video-of-self-fucking-basketball/

[EdmondDantes_]

1. He's either trying to show Melania she's replaceable

Or bonding with JD Vance over a shared fetish for inanimate objects.

[Lovie777]

2. shithole has anger management problems.............

[Nittersing]

3. Geez. The Onion gets harder and harder to spot! nt

[moonscape]

5. Because it's

harder and harder to write.

[vapor2]

4. Took me a minute too! lol

[sheshe2]

6. I know, the Onion...

However, he is going downhill so rapidly that something like this may actually happen.