Trump as Jesus

[lame54]

Profits from loaves and fishes
Appoints Judas as Chief of Staff
Incoherent rambling on the mount
Walks on water(uses cankles as flotation devices)
Turns water into impotable water
Spends 40 days in the sandtrap
Raises Lazarus from the dead but puts him back when he can't pay
Threatens to cast out the money lenders unless he gets a cut

[Tim S]

1. I'm waiting for the memes that have 666 visible on Trump

If they don’t already exist, they will soon.

[BlueSpot]

3. No 666 required

They all wear MAGA on their foreheads.

[lame54]

2. .