Dr Trump enters the E R

[Beachnutt]

[Omnipresent]

1. Time for another cognitive test!

While were at it crank up the old MRI machine too!

[Liberal In Texas]

2. Cognitive Test

[Vinca]

4. ROFL.

[malaise]

6. Brilliant

[Vinca]

3. Trump's going have to give in and wear a mask in the OR. Despite Wormboy's advice.

[RVN VET71]

9. Exactly how his corpse (halleluiah!) should be laid out on that sunniest of days: fingers in ears

Or maybe it should be with his fingers in his ears and his head up his ass.

Either way, I'm popping the bubbly.

[EYESORE 9001]

5. How soon

until the orange poltroon sticks his fingers in his ears and screams, ‘la la , can’t hear you!’ When confronted with criticism?

[Dave Bowman]

13. He's getting there fast.

[eppur_se_muova]

7. "Hi, everybody !" all: "Hi, Dr. Trump!" nt

[Dave Bowman]

14. Lol!

[FakeNoose]

8. The photoshoppers have been busy

I found this one on Imgur today ....



Also this one is a little more realistic:

[Dave Bowman]

15. Lol, the second one cracked me up.

[Wonder Why]

10. It seems Dr trump has given DU members a lot of new opportunities.

[Ilsa]

11. He's volunteered to do the pelvic exam.

Unfortunately, he thought "LOL" in the medical chart stood for Laugh Out Loud. Imagine his surprise when he saw the woman with her feet in the stirrups was a "Little Old Lady" with an unexplained vaginal bleed.

He turned in his internet medical license immediately.

[TBF]

12. There are a ton of these on bluesky -

folks were having fun w/this yesterday.

[Dave Bowman]

16. They would send him to the psychiatric ward really fast.

Which is where he belongs.