ONION: "Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self F*cking Basketball"
Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball
https://theonion.com/trump-escalates-feud-with-unclear-adversary-by-posting-ai-video-of-self-fucking-basketball/
Published:
April 13, 2026
WASHINGTON—Shocking Truth Social followers with a graphic insult to a nebulous opponent, President Donald Trump escalated a feud with an unclear adversary Monday by posting an AI video of himself fucking a basketball. “The president is clearly enraged at somebody, but the clip provides far too little context to know who exactly is meant to be targeted,” said political analyst Allen Mueller, noting that the computer-generated president shouts the name of a different foreign country with each sweaty thrust into the bright orange basketball. “The word ‘America’ is written across the side of the ball, but it’s wearing a sombrero and Trump is wearing a miter, so it’s anyone’s guess which of Trump’s enemies is being called out in the post. The intentions are even more muddled by Trump’s caption for the post, which just reads ‘TAKE THIS, BIG BOY’. Does he have beef with an NBA player? Why is the sex taking place on the floor of Congress? He clashes with way too many people to make this self-explanatory.” Pundits expressed further bafflement with the video’s ending, which features a pantsless Trump slam-dunking the basketball over a digital rendering of a smiling Jesus Christ.