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[highplainsdem]

Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for “further study” says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) 2026-05-10T12:15:40.326Z

[rsdsharp]

1. I thought it was Tylenol that caused autism.

He’s expanding his reach.

[erronis]

2. Only the worm knows....

[nuxvomica]

3. That last sentence is so New York Timesy

[Martin68]

4. My theory is that "snorting cocaine off toilet seats and taking raccoon penises home for "further study" is a sign

of serious mental illness. Particularly if he thinks it's okay to talk about it.