Trumpy is once again claiming he aced a cognitive test--in a real nasty way.......

[riversedge]

Doctors didn't think Obama or Biden needed one, my dude.

— Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) 2026-05-27T22:15:52.679Z

[Irish_Dem]

1. Trump humiliates himself and the USA every day.

He is too self absorbed and mentally ill to see it.

But the rest of the world sees it and laughs.
The US has become pathetic.

[yellow dahlia]

11. Word!

[The Roux Comes First]

40. I'm Not Convinced He is Subject to Humiliation Like Humans Typically Are

His "upbringing" seems to have focused largely on expunging any connection to the range of emotions around shame.

[Irish_Dem]

41. Of course, humiliation doesn't register with him.

He thinks people are jealous of him and wants revenge on them.

[lame54]

2. Trump the liar told us he aced them

[tavernier]

44. He probably did.

They asked him to spell pop, dad, and sis backwards..

[buzzycrumbhunger]

3. Has anyone explained this to him?

That a cognitive test is done when you’re showing signs of dementia—and that taking them repeatedly is to monitor worsening? Most importantly, that this is NOT something you brag about because it’s just illustrating how poorly you’ve done on them...

Seriously, he is the dumbest arsehole to have ever lived. Has he ever had a clue about… ANYTHING?

[ahnakneemoose]

7. Seriously Deserves Repetition (And More Repetition):

He is the dumbest arsehole to have ever lived.

Has he ever had a clue about...ANYTHING (?).

[Niagara]

10. I honestly believe his handlers lie to him to get him to take these tests

I think that they lied to him to get him to take that previous CT scan too. I can't see him willingly going to have medical testing done.

They probably encourage him to take this cognitive tests because it demonstrates how "smart" he is and how no one can get top scores like he can.

Then when the tests are completed, they feed him a line of bullshit while boosting his fragile ego about how smart he is.

I then believe he repeats on social media what they tell him for his ego boost.

I don't believe that he has any control during this term, they just pretend that he does.

[PatSeg]

19. Oh my god, I think you're right

That would explain why he keeps going on and on about how he aced the test while pointing out that his predecessors haven't taken the test. In his feeble brain, he wants to believe that is because they aren't as smart as him.

Too bad that his handlers couldn't find a way to keep his mouth shut about the tests. He even did this during his first term in a Fox New interview - "Person, woman, man, camera, TV". He is so easy to flatter, often like a small child.

It is scary trying to figure who IS in control and what all they will do. Meanwhile, they can keep him occupied with talk about the ballroom, the reflecting pond, golden decorations, and his triumphal arch (notice that "triumphal" was the word "Trump" in it?)

[Niagara]

28. When caring for someone with dementia, the caregiver has to use "tricks" to get the person with dementia

to do things.

A few years ago I had a dementia client and the family wanted them to get up and walk at least once a hour. I wasn't very successful until I discovered that this client was food motivated.

When it got close to lunch time I would ask if they were hungry and the answer was always a positive yes. I would go to the kitchen and pull premade meals out and set all kinds of selections on the counter. I would have them walk to the kitchen to make the selection. I could have just asked and heated up the food, put the food on the plate and brought it to them. Instead, I used food to motivate them to get them up and moving.


Trump is too far gone to realize that his bragging rights on his "tests" isn't the flex that he thinks it is. I can't figure out any other reason why someone would brag about acing cognitive tests except someone using tricks on him and insisting that this will prove that he's a genius.

He literally bragged about passing his CT scan. A person doesn't pass a CT scan, so someone has to convince him to do stuff one way or another and then feed his ego.

[PatSeg]

35. Yes, that makes sense to me

[Norrrm]

33. "as smart as him."

When Trump insulted Rex Tillerson's intelligence, MENSA offered to monitor an IQ test for Trump.
Donald was smart enough to not accept their offer.
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https://www.democraticunderground.com/1016425479
Trump accidentally called Gavin Newsom "the president of the United States" whilst he was insulting his intelligence.

[PatSeg]

36. I'd forgotten that about MENSA

Can you imagine Trump taking a test without pictures?

[MustLoveBeagles]

13. I doubt they've told him

Too busy smooching his ass. 😘

[Ms. Toad]

38. It's not something to brag about -

Anyone with a modicum of cognitive abilities will get 100%, or close to it.

BUT - assessing cognitive abilities is a required part of every annual exam under Medicare, and most doctors doing eldercare follow the Medicare guidelines even if the patient isn't on Medicare. An assessment isn't made because of signs of dementia - it is just part of care once you hit Medicare age, as part of an overall statutory plan to make sure doctors aren't ignoring signs of dementia.

The assessment doesn't have to be made using a test - so most people aren't even aware they are being assessed. But if the doctor chooses to use a test (rather than just make an assessment based on interactions during the visit), the MOCA test is the one most frequently used

And the test is just a screening test. It does not measure progress (aside form gross changes). (My spouse, who has been on two dementia medications for at least a decade, scores 100% on the exam.)

[Ocelot II]

4. Nobody thought it was necessary to ask Obama or Biden to identify a lion, a giraffe and a rhino

or draw the hands on a clock.

[Coventina]

5. This is what is known as a classic "Self-own"

Just like the guy who didn't understand the song "WAP."

[Blue Owl]

6. Not enough Americans are pointing and laughing at the pedophile

He should be laughed off the national stage, for fucks sake….

[dalton99a]

8. It's a shame they don't have a Nobel prize for this accomplishment

[riversedge]

9. Fixed it........

FIXED IT!

— CaptSteveRogers (@captsteverogers.bsky.social) 2026-05-27T22:19:20.376Z

[MustLoveBeagles]

14. That's more like it

[groundloop]

20. I know it's nit picking.... but that's "Felony Convictions"

The number of felonies he's committed can't be counted.

[sop]

12. Believing that "acing" 3 Cognitive Tests shows mental superiority just proves Trump needs to take another test.

[BeneteauBum]

15. Two entrants: The loser comes in at second place

The winner comes at next to last.

Peace ☮️

[58Sunliner]

22. ???

[BeneteauBum]

23. Explained

Trump ‘wins’ because he’s passed three mental acuity tests. Biden and Obama lose because they didn’t pass these tests……because they didn’t need to. Twisting perspective tp make oneself look better.

Peace ☮️

[surfered]

16. His post is a self own.

[Figarosmom]

17. Ha, why hasn't anyone told him?

Even his family and crew have to be laughing at him thinking this is a brag.

[usonian]

18. Corrrection please.

And for you graphics types, the template.

[Renew Deal]

21. Taken cognitive tests: 0 0 10

[EndlessMaze]

24. This ranks up there with his most stupid posts ever.

Idiot!

[AdamGG]

25. Person, woman, man, camera...

&list=RD4RWUYR1cEiU&start_radio=1

[pansypoo53219]

26. oompah is so proud that he finally 'aced' a test.

[Dave Bowman]

29. He also "aced" STD tests. He was told that he tested positive so he thought that it was a good thing..

[Dave Bowman]

27. What an extraordinary achievement!

[RockRaven]

30. He is too mush-brained to understand that being repeatedly subjected to the

"How mush-brained is he?"-Test is evidence to everyone else of his severe mush-brain, regardless of any score.

Keep the fact of the test quiet, Dotard, if you want to hide your mush-brainedness.

[efhmc]

31. Honestly who with an actual brain believes it.

[mr715]

32. Brilliant

"Draw a clock sir"

"Which of these is a lion sir"

The questions just get harder and harder.

The dude can't go to the dentist without a doctor going into paroxysms

[efhmc]

34. He is an idiot. He has always been and always will be. Facts are facts.

[odins folly]

39. Those two great Presidents

Have permanent residency in that fuckhead”s brain and will cause him great pain and suffering long into his inevitable slide past full blown dementia and then into drool cup land.

He knows he will never, ever be revered as a great president and they will always be high on the list of great Presidents.

Fuck him…

[Botany]

43. Are you kidding me?

Obama top of his class @ Harvard Law.

Biden a professor of Law and Constitutional Law @ the University of Delaware.

Trump flunked out of Fordham and got a back door admission to the University of Penn
where he paid others to do the work for him.

[KS Toronado]

45. I thought he's bragged about acing 5 or 6 cognitive tests

and now he only remembers 3 of them?