They're not telling us, but something is seriously wrong with Donald Trump!!

[iluvtennis]

https://www.reddit.com/r/NewsomMassacre/comments/1tpfy7a/theyre_not_telling_us_but_something_is_seriously/



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I'm only a very casual drinker, but gonna buy some Asti Spumante to have for the occasion when he disappears.

[gab13by13]

1. Well then,

He was clearly bitten by a vampire from the one photo.

[rurallib]

10. I guess you are referencing the pic of the ear

What I first noted is that the ear is whole with no indication of any type of would or scar from an assassin's bullet.

[dem4decades]

2. I have a bottle in the basement just did the occasion.

[JPK]

3. I have a chilled bottle of champagne

in the fridge just for that day.

[mopinko]

12. i bought the spendiest bottle in the liquor store.

the guy who had to unlock the cabinet tried to tell me that the $20 bottle was just as good. i told him what it was for, and he grabbed the key.

[Ocelot II]

4. He has some chronic ailments that old people often get, but they are not usually fatal by themselves.

People can drag their old asses around for years while suffering from these afflictions. I'm more concerned that his already substandard brain is quickly turning into oatmeal, and the people who are supposed to be watching him don't seem to care. Dude's got the nuclear launch codes.

[H2O Man]

18. Exactly

[True Dough]

5. You're getting

Orrex's hopes up!

[ColoringFool]

6. I Have My Swiss Cowbell Ready To Ring In The Streets! 🔔

[marble falls]

7. One would have to know there's something wrong when one's Florsheim's scream out for relief.

[a kennedy]

8. and he's to fawking old to be running this country, if he is.

🤬 🤬 🤬

[Wicked Blue]

9. Gangrene, perhaps?

[displacedvermoter]

11. Tertiary Syphilis, I have heard...

[PCIntern]

13. The clinical picture is moving from "concerning" to grave.

I put the c word in quotes so you know where from I’m coming.

These cases tend to decompensate and collapse suddenly. The problem is that it’s a time bomb with a fuse of indeterminate length and Hoo nose when?

[lastlib]

14. I need a graphics artist!

Someone to design a ticket--

"Admit One--Stygian Ferry Ride"

[efhmc]

15. Curious how these pictures are obtained.

[The Blue Flower]

16. That ear is cyanotic--turning blue

Indicates a shortage of oxygen in the blood. So probably to the brain, too.

[Ilsa]

17. Texas Towelie had a small bottle of Prosecco

ready to chill. I wish I could have shared a glass with him.

[MustLoveBeagles]

19. ...

[Cha]

20. Gorge More, PEDO!

TY for Traitor in pics.

[Cha]

21. Here's another pic of TSF's Stubby bruissed

fingers and hand.

oof -- Trump's mangled hand as photographed today by Kent Nishimura

(AFP via Getty)

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-05-19T22:43:46.303Z