I think Trump should recruit some of those dudes on YouTube who do rock songs on ukuleles for his MAGAt 250 bash.

[Miles Archer]

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[bucolic_frolic]

1. do-do-da-do-do-do ... It's a long way to Ukulele, it's a long way to go ....

It's a good suggestion, I like it.

[Goonch]

2. ;-{) GARBAGE GARAGE BAND

[jmbar2]

3. I hear Lara Trump is available

[GenThePerservering]

11. OMG - she's even worse than I can believe! nt

[FakeNoose]

4. Disney World can lend Chump some of their animatronics characters

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Some of them have pretty good voices too.

[orthoclad]

5. Tiny Tim hologram

100 feet high
them tulips need tip-toein'

[jmbar2]

6. The stars are lining up!

Link to tweet

[Miles Archer]

7. The single greatest musical performance since the Beatles landed at JFK, Feb 7, 1964

That was...well, what can I say, that was awesome. I'll never look at biscuits the same way again.

[jmbar2]

8. I think we are well on the way to filling all those gaps in the line up.

Keep up the fine work!

[orthoclad]

10. over sunken R'lyeh while

Cthulhu ftaghn!

[Totally Tunsie]

9. Or, these ladies: