pence is on meet the press

[Beachnutt]

and on his knees kissing the conmans ass.

[tavernier]

1. Oh-0h

Did he ever visit the island without mommy?

[OGBuzz]

2. Just another born-again Evangelical Christian to bend the knee to Satan.

[struggle4progress]

3. He's so charismatic!

I surely do hope he's the GOP nominee in 28!

[SocialDemocrat61]

4. I assume that

Kristin Welker is down there as well.

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

5. The fly on Milquetoast Mikey's head probably whispered in his ear that 45 was going to try to 86 him.

The MAGA gunshop near me has finally removed its Trump-Pence sign in the window. MAGA no longer likey Mikey!

[dalton99a]

6. Kick

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-orders-pence-to-find-passage-in-bible-where-jesus-tells-people-to-get-the-hell-out

Trump Orders Pence to Find Passage in Bible Where Jesus Tells People to Get the Hell Out
By Andy Borowitz
July 22, 2019

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — Hoping to bolster the core message of his 2020 campaign, Donald J. Trump ordered Mike Pence to locate a passage in the Bible where Jesus tells people “to get the hell out of here,” White House sources confirmed on Monday.

According to the sources, Trump summoned Pence to the Oval Office and commanded him to find “somewhere in the Bible” where Jesus “tells people that they don’t belong here and they should beat it.”

Pence, who seemed startled by the request, asked Trump if he meant the time when Jesus expelled money changers from the Temple, but Trump shook his head angrily. “No, not that. I don’t want to piss off Deutsche Bank,” he said. “I want something where Jesus tells the poor and the meek or whatever to go back to the shithole places they came from.”

After a shaken Pence said that he would “see what I can find,” Trump reportedly demanded that the Vice-President also locate a passage where Jesus calls journalists “the lowest form of life.”

[miyazaki]

7. She press the meat too?

Stupid question.

[Midnight Writer]

8. Trump plans to invite Pence onstage during his birthday celebration and hang him.

I reckon Pence will go along with this with nary a whimper, praising Trump's name as He pulls the lever.

[303squadron]

9. I caught the show and my thought was

I see a Pharisee.