Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Collapsed into a fetid slurry after years of decomposing?

Fell from scaffolding while surveying the width and breadth of his MAGA-trash White House lawn?

Taken out by a foreign agent?


Just fucking died already, please?

[Goonch]

1. ;-{} TOASTED

[Joinfortmill]

2. Soon, very soon. TickTock.

[malaise]

3. No but

Imagine if one of the UFC fighters literally decides to take him on😀

[Goonch]

4. ;-{).....

[malaise]

9. Run Donald run!

Meh! The Party’s Over - time to wind up the masquerade

[Blue Owl]

19. What I wouldn't give to see that POS pile-driven on the floor

But then someone would have to hoist that shitbag up, which could be difficult….

[malaise]

20. Join the line

😀

[MustLoveBeagles]

25. I don't like the UFC

But I'd pay to see that.

[malaise]

36. Me too

😀

[twodogsbarking]

5. Tried riding his bicycle without training wheels and smashed his punkin on the rose garden concrete. How fitting.

[Blue Owl]

21. Aww, widdle Donny fall and go boom-boom

[malaise]

37. I'd pay to see that

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[twodogsbarking]

38. Hope the concrete is ok.

[IronLionZion]

6. He gets in the ring of an active UFC fight.

[malaise]

10. Haha☹️

Rec

[littlemissmartypants]

7. 🌞Good morning!

I have to say "fetid slurry," provoked a chuckle.

But my preference today is the scaffolding fall.

Contingency is that he be left to lay there and wriggle to death while we film videos to post on our social media accounts.

And then we pour concrete over him and forget that he ever existed.

I hope that everyone has a lovely day. I love you.
❤️

[niyad]

14. And we love you back. May your day be wonderful.

[SheltieLover]

26. We love you too, Pants!

Skritches to Princess Floof.

[SheltieLover]

8. Not yet that I know of, but maybe...where has slobby been?

[niyad]

11. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

28. Cripes, it has to be soon, doesn't it?

Maybe the fortunate event has already occurred & we just don't know. He hasn't been seen in about a week. As Ridney Dangerfield said that "beautifies the neighborhood."

[surfered]

12. We're all waiting for that wonderful day..

[twodogsbarking]

13. There's a horse loose in the hospital.

[TBF]

15. Who knows what his Jan 6th goons will do

now that they're not getting paid. One can dream ...

[Blue Owl]

18. Good point -- he's really jerked those idiots around

All it would take is just one nut to crack and go postal on his fat pedophile ass….

[hlthe2b]

16. "Burp!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

27. Lol

Now the poor thing is going to get indegestion.

[Blue Owl]

17. Sucked into the bowels of brimstone where he belongs

[MustLoveBeagles]

29. I love this gif

It's very cool 😎

[Blue Owl]

33. Especially when you visualize Donny's filthy, gasping carcass flailing helplessly as he descends to eternal doom

It's almost soothing.... therapeutic....

[MustLoveBeagles]

34. I won't be crying

That's for sure.

[Warpy]

22. "Fetid slurry?" Well done, Grasshopper

Takes a DNA test to prove his genetic purity, finds sub Saharan African and Jewish ancestry, auto combusts on the spot. White House is cleared and closed for a year and a half to clear the toxic smoke and redecorate.

Melania wants to be a rich society widow and gets tired of waiting, plants a bomb in his desk in the Oval Office, keyed into his Diet Coke button.

ad his plan to replace stately trees on White House grounds with arches, ballrooms, and other oversized, tacky tchocthkes continues, gets curious about the wood chiopper and falls in. Nothing is left ut some pink goo and a cloud of burning sulfur.

[malaise]

23. ROFL

😂

[Wicked Blue]

24. VANISHED

mysteriously, for the past 8 days.

Is he being kept "alive" on life support?

[MustLoveBeagles]

31. Don't threaten me with a good time

[NotASurfer]

30. In an infinite number of parallel universes

And in every manner you call out. As of this moment, not in this universe

[FullySupportDems]

32. It's not unusual for people to pass away close to their birthdays

Of course him being a person is debatable. Demon, alien hybrid, orangutan human tryst

[Orrex]

42. In that case I wish him the most memorable of birthdays.

[QueerDuck]

35. July 4th is right around the corner. Three of the first five U.S. presidents died on July 4th.

Thomas Jefferson and John Adams, the second and third presidents, both died on July 4, 1826—the 50th anniversary of the adoption of the Declaration of Independence. James Monroe, the fifth president, died five years later on July 4, 1831.

Further... based on historical data, the average age of death for all 40 dead POTUS's is approximately 71 years. Trump's actuary table isn't looking too good. It could be any day now.

Perhaps tomorrow if we're lucky. FINGERS CROSSED!!!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

39. I am waiting

[Initech]

40. Head literally explodes from consuming too much rage bait propaganda?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

41. No but he's slowly headed that way

Both of his hands are bruised now and there's not enough makeup to cover them up.