Eat your hearts out! I just got a personal letter from JD Vance. Here is what it said:

[Wonder Why]

From the desk of
JD VANCE
VICE PRESIDENT

"Please know I wouldn't take this time to send you this note if it wasn't vitally important.

Ooh! He wants to consult with me about when he takes over when Donnie kicks the bucket in is lieing[sic] "in state" in the White House in his brand new two-handled open coffin. The lid will be to the side so we can all pay our respects, then the coffin will be donated to "Grouch" from Sesame Street to honor the then-late president.

JD then goes on to thank me and sign it

Yours faithfully

above his signature.

Lastly, he adds a P.S. addressing me by name.

P.S. John, please reply as soon as you can. I'd like to be able to tell the President that the RNC has hit our financial goals this month with your kind help.
Thanks again!

Even the enclosed personalized invitation addresses me by name.

Wow! I can help. I'll offer to help count it and won't charge more than the usual 10% agent fee.

Top that one, you lowlife libs!!!!!!



UPDATE:
I just noticed that JD (I can call him that now) wants me to reply to his residence in Topeka, KS. The man is so interested in saving the country money that he is living in a box in the Topeka Post Office.

[UpInArms]

1. When they sent postage paid envelopes

I taped them to a brick and returned them empty

[niyad]

3. lead sheets are more convenient.

[calguy]

5. The NRA used to send me fundraising garbage like that.

I’m not ashamed to say that once or twice, I put doggie dung in the postpaid envelope and sent it back to them. A couple of times I was tempted to put flour in a neatly folded letter, hoping to creating an anthrax scare, but decided that would be too over the top, and never did it. The deciding factor was there is probably a law against doing something that extreme, and I didn’t the FBI knocking on my door.

[niyad]

2. Back in '78 or '79, I was invited by the rnc (by name) to some affair/dinner for nixon,

because, in the words of the invitation, I was such a loyal and valuable asset to the party. Mind you, my name is not exactly common, so there was little chance of a mixup. It absolutely cracked me up. I was tempted to write to them and ask them if they had accidentally mixed up the donors, and the enemies, list. I had it framed and kept it for years.

[struggle4progress]

4. I got a letter from Charlie's widderwimmon, Wazzername Kirk!

I actually had no idea that havin a spouse die could be such an fundraisin opportunity!

[Diamond_Dog]

7. Mr. Diamond got a letter from Erika, too!

Does J.D. know she’s running around on him??

[lastlib]

8. And she's a "fundy raisin"! n/t

[chouchou]

6. WOW! I'll get my husband to get a big, fat reverse mortage check tomorrow..

Is $550,000 enough ?