The Iranian navy destroyed 8 times per the orange liar

[Beachnutt]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

[dem4decades]

1. So much winning, is there ever a truthful statement from Trump.

Other than him saying he doesn't care what happens to Americans?

[Norrrm]

7. Truth... Donald said if I voted for Hillary, there would be a crook in the White House.

He nailed it.

[Emile]

2. The Iranian navy might be like a cat

with nine lives, every time it gets "destroyed," it just seems to come back for more!

[SamuelTheThird]

3. There are all sorts of lies being propagated to keep the economy from imploding

How many 'cusp of a deal' pieces over these months has Axios put out, then dutifully reported by most other outlets, which then shoots the market up?

Another example- I just saw a Bloomberg piece on why oil hasn't skyrocketed. Not once do they mention the draining of reserves worldwide which will inevitably lead to a sharp spike.

Iran has a strong incentive to draw this out until the real pain is inflicted.

[Lovie777]

4. Billions of dollars spent....

Monuments being built for shithole using taxpayer’s money. Fucking up already monuments that honor other Presidents and people also using taxpayer’s money. Shush funds for people who tried to take this country.

We the People have had enough of this hatred toward our country and her people.

[EX500rider]

5. I believe most their major naval vessels have been sunk

They are using drones/cruise missiles and small speedboats to try to keep the straight closed

[ananda]

6. Best description of Trumpian insanity I've seen.

Thank you.