Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit?

[Swede]

[RockRaven]

1. Remember when they said he needs a bulletproof ballroom for safety reasons,

and now he's doing events outside on the lawn?

[johnnyfins]

3. Bulletproof ballroom...with a DRONE PORT.

An effing DRONE PORT.

[Klarkashton]

2. This is insanity and nobody seems to be able to do anything

To stop it.

[Intractable]

4. Is it wrong of me to hope it'll rain hard on that day?

[struggle4progress]

5. Maybe that big metal frame will attract lightning bolts

[littlemissmartypants]

9. I was just thinking about sabotage. ...

How hard would it be to go about electrifying the whole shebang so that we could flip the switch and be done w the lot of them in one fell.swoop?

[Totally Tunsie]

10. I like the way you think, LMSP!

[littlemissmartypants]

15. Thank you, TT. Likewise! ❤️

[Intractable]

11. I would describe that as one swell foop.

[littlemissmartypants]

14. Hear! Hear!We could certainly use the foop as fertilizer for our new and improved American people's White House Garden.

I prefer organics. And a little biochar is good for the soil.
🤔😄😜

[VTderry]

20. Don't wish for rain! It would give them an excuse to cancel and thus

save the embarrassment of it being a massive flop.

Better to have it go forward, with the rumored protest attendance of many MANY glittered-up Pride-celebrating gay men, and the guaranteed annoyance of swampy humidity and very hungry mosquitoes (who I hope will only crave GOP blood and leave the nice gay men alone.)

[Intractable]

26. Ha Ha Ha. Very good!

[malaise]

6. Well played

Rec

[tanyev]

7. "Ladies and Gentlemen, President Donald John Diet Coke Trump Macho!"

[azureblue]

8. FAce it

Attacks is all the GOP has left. Anything to hide from their record of failure..
My near standard reply to a GOP attack is, "now what you trying to cover up for this time?"

[purr-rat beauty]

12. Who installed this?

The U.S. deserves to know

[MerryBlooms]

13. Get the Jackass crew in there and electrify the guest seating...

VIP seating, double voltage! I might watch this horror show to see VIP balls shocked into fetal positions. 😂
Happy Birthday America! 🇺🇸🫡

[littlemissmartypants]

18. Why stop at shocked? I mean momentary suffering could be sweet revenge but...

Don't we deserve to be permanently relieved of our suffering? 🎭

Happy Birthday America, indeed! 🇺🇲🫡

[MerryBlooms]

19. I just want them rolling around on the ground holding

Where they're kicking us every day! 🇺🇸🫡
🦅🦅🦅 swooping in on the writhing on the ground, now that I would pay cash to see!

[MerryBlooms]

21. Let's take back our whole country, since we're dreaming!

[littlemissmartypants]

22. As long as vultures join the flock.

Enough is enough.

❤️💙🤍
✊️🇺🇲🫡

[MerryBlooms]

23. I love turkey vultures in the summer time!

They're not the prettiest bird, but they can really clean up a hot mess! 🤣

[MerryBlooms]

24. Haha, we're off the rails

Fitting!
Need to finish sis and get ready for work tomorrow
Have a good night 🇺🇸🫡
btw, anti trump protest still strong in my red corner of sw Oregon! Yay! Go team!!

[littlemissmartypants]

25. Good night, MB. Love you. ❤️

[orangecrush]

16. K&R

[ColoringFool]

17. I Hope It's 100 Degrees That Day, Under A Nice Bright Sun.

[Vinca]

27. I didn't think this event could get any tackier until I heard a little tidbit as I passed by the television.

CNN was playing a clip about it and said the fighters will ENTER THE RING FROM THE WHITE HOUSE. I hope his highness doesn't think he can attend the event. If you're so afraid you need a giant ballroom to keep you safe, you'd better stay secure in the safety of a locked vault somewhere.