Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Torn to shreds by the ghosts of thousands of antifa snowflakes who died 82 years ago?

Depowered shortly before having his skull ripped open with a crowbar?

Decapitated by a botched drone landing?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

[Goonch]

1. ;-{) DEATH BY WIND SHEAR

[electric_blue68]

32. Hahaha. Love the weather details...the...

The weather map with the gigantic storm graphic. The eye of the hurricane out the plane window.

And the coca-cola flying through the cabin.

[surfered]

2. President Trump was killed when an F5 tornado struck the White House overnight.

Check that. Now I’m being told there was no tornado. Apparently, the President demolished the East Wing to build a ballroom and paved the Rose Garden to erect an arena for an Ultimate Fighting Championship.

We apologize for any confusion.

[niyad]

4. PERFECT!!!

[The Blue Flower]

16. This is a perfect picture

of the inside of drumpf's brain. A totally chaotic, disordered mess. A mess that tells the world what he thinks of America.

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dare to dream.

[surfered]

5. We share your dream

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

12. We sure do!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

17. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

18. ...

[SheltieLover]

11. Good gawd, waiting is tiresome!

Come on cholesterol, work your magic rfn!

[Sanity Claws]

6. Not yet

Tomorrow night he is supposed to go to the Knicks game at MSG. He will be booed all along the route, outside MSG, inside MSG, and back to Bedminister. May all that cause him to curl up and join Ivana in her grave at Bedminister.

[hlthe2b]

7. "Well, I'd fly down to scalp him... but is there anything to scalp?"

[MustLoveBeagles]

29. Not much dear owl

He's gorgeous 🥰

[malaise]

8. No but

Any day this week would be good.

[SheltieLover]

13. Rfn would be perfect!

[SheltieLover]

9. Strangled in a basketball net when angry NY fans stuffed him upside down one?

[malaise]

14. Even better - Tried an

Obama move and fell flat on his face 😀😀
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FD8AHJb73e8

[SheltieLover]

19. Yes!

[Aviation Pro]

15. Oi!

Can’t say anymore but Billy Butcher did have a way with words.

[Farmer-Rick]

20. He will die on camera soon

He looks like my uncle the week before he died. All swollen and bloated. Not able to stand for more than 3 minutes. Difficulty walking more than a 10 steps. Falling asleep all the time. Words jumbled together and slurring. Rambling about topics not related to the subject. But my uncle recognized his infirmities.

Trump doesn't recognize he's a blubbering mass of swollen idiocy. He and his handlers will keep standing him up before the cameras...err...sitting him before the cameras until he has a stroke, heart attack or dies.

So, not to worry. His death will be televised.

[malaise]

22. We can hope

Rec😀

[Joinfortmill]

26. Oh, goody

[niyad]

30. May it be soon. I am free today.

[Blue Owl]

34. Talk about must-see TV....

[GiqueCee]

21. I'm guessing maybe Satan is vacationing in Mount Vesuvius...

... or he would have called him home by now. This shitshow would too much even for him.

[Pluvious]

23. Blocked air passage by an inhaled Big Mac

[LilElf70]

24. Is he dead yet?

I check every day.

[Joinfortmill]

25. Satan is in negotiations. The Underworld doesn't want him

[niyad]

31. I have been telling people for years that my cousin does not want him.

After all, he does have standards. Last I checked, negotiations are stalled. Turns out the interstellar beings have standards as well.

[debsy]

27. Choked on the "crap Obama left" in the reflecting pool???

What a terd dumpster is.

[True Dough]

28. This would suffice:

[malaise]

33. You win the thread today

😀

[True Dough]

36. ...

[Blue Owl]

35. His fat ugly pumpkin head stomped in by an elephant

[malaise]

37. Choking with laughter

😂😂