Does anybody else wish that..

[Unrepentant Fenian]

trump will get dragged into the ring
at the UFC fight?

[buzzycrumbhunger]

1. Personally, I'm hoping

… that he’ll stroke out at the basketball game in a flurry of mouth-frothing and exploding Pampers when New York boos the hell out of him at MSG so the weirdly homoerotic spandex cosplay thingie simply doesn’t happen.

I’m assuming BB comes first but if not, I’ll take his very public spectacle any way we can get it. Main criteria is that he does this very publicly so they can’t just Weekend at Bernies him and prolong this shitfuckery longer than necessary.

[SunSeeker]

3. Yup.

There’s an Soviet joke:
A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.
After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what's going on: "why do you always look at the cover but never inside?"
"I'm looking for an obituary."
"An obituary? But those are in the back!"
"Oh no, the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."

[usonian]

2. I am just going to see if Barack Obama shows up Monday and challenges The Great One to a three point shooting contest.

WINNER TAKE THE U.S.

Chilling the champagne in advance.