Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fatally rude awakening when he found out who calls the shots?

Cried himself into apoplexy when someone dared to question him?

Choked to death when a listening device fell into his gaping maw mid-snore?


Just fucking died for literally any reason that you or I or anyone else can name?

[underpants]

1. I'm feeling a Fredo vibe

[surfered]

2. I let my coffee mug do the talking..

[SheltieLover]

7. The whole world is with you on this!

[Grim Chieftain]

10. I hate when I wake up in the morning and he's still breathing

[hlthe2b]

3. His larceny knows no bounds-- he's now stealing children's bikes?

--Oh, my mistake.. He's apparently teaching others to be the orange menace that he himself is worldwide...





Fortunately, though Orangutans can learn from mistakes, unlike MAGA.

[MustLoveBeagles]

21. That orangutan far better looking

And better behaved than the 🍊 Menace.

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

6. Keep it chilling. He already looks like a corpse!

Soon... 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

5. Not yet but with any luck the Grim Reaper will make this day memorable!

[malaise]

8. No but

There are six days to the big 80 and the boos expected at the MSG tonight may finish him off.
It will be “wusserer“* if the Knicks lose as all of New York and Knicks fans everywhere will blame him.

*Jamaican for worse😀

[surfered]

13. wusserer is even worse than worse 😁

[malaise]

18. Nah

That’s wusserest😂😂

[Goonch]

9. ;-{) DEAD POOL

[surfered]

14. Quick, fill it up!

[MustLoveBeagles]

23. Priceless

[twodogsbarking]

11. Another Meet The Press interview could do it.

[malaise]

12. He should never get another one

😀

[twodogsbarking]

17. I like seeing him toasted.

[Pluvious]

15. Aneurysm from seeing a Stephen Colbert video clip that went viral

[generalbetrayus]

16. No, but I can dream, can't I?

[surfered]

19. You win the thread... imho

[malaise]

20. Handsdown

[electric_blue68]

25. Dreaming is good!

[Blumancru]

22. Big strong man falls from rafters at his wrestling event

Lands on his head. Says to him “I’m so sorry, your flatulency” with tears in his eyes. However, it is too late.
Mailorderia then elopes with Kegsbreath.

[Wicked Blue]

24. What I can't understand is how he can erupt in rage so many, many times

and not have a stroke.

He spends his time raging, tweeting, preening and dozing off.

[electric_blue68]

26. I hate that I haven't *yet been awakened by cheering in the streets, cars honking at the great news....

*but any time would be great!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

27. it trump suffered a stroke, how would anyone tell?

I am not the only one wondering about this possibility