How to go slumming in a place that has no slums.

[DFW]

My younger daughter, the one based in Frankfurt, had something to do in Monaco. It‘s no big deal to get there for her—a one hour flight to Nice, and then a 25 minute taxi ride. After work was completed, the whole group had booked a table for dinner at some fancy restaurant. Don‘t ask me which, I‘ve never been to Monaco.

Things were going fine until one of Trump‘s sons walked in. My daughter‘s group considered their three options: puking, getting up and leaving, or holding it in and saying nothing. They opted for Door Number Three, but I‘m not sure the vote was unanimous. I guess the food must have been pretty good.

[Biophilic]

1. I'm glad they had good food to offset the neighborhood.

Low life can show up almost any place these days.

[KS Toronado]

2. Door #3 allowed them to send icy stares.

[DFW]

3. I would think that by now

They would panic if they got no icy stares. That would (or should!) indicate to them that their presence surprised no one, which means they were probably expected, and by people who wished them ill.

[FakeNoose]

4. I believe Jr. is still on his honeymoon, since he just got married a couple weeks ago

So maybe it was Eric? I don't know... but I guess I would have done the same thing your daughter did.

[Tanuki]

8. Idiot Jr. and his latest bride were at the Monaco Grand Prix

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/insight/don-trump-jr-and-wife-begin-honeymoon-at-monaco-grand-prix/gm-GM73BB8EA7?gemSnapshotKey=GM73BB8EA7-snapshot-1&uxmode=ruby
..."Donald Trump Jr., 48, and Bettina, 39, were photographed hand in hand at the Monaco Grand Prix on June 7, 2026, marking the start of their honeymoon. The couple appeared relaxed in the sunshine, dressed casually but stylishly, and mingled among a celebrity crowd including Kim Kardashian, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Michael Douglas. ".... (more)

[FakeNoose]

9. Oh, how sweet ...

NOT!

[displacedvermoter]

5. My wife and I were eating at a very nice restaurant

near Lincoln Center once, and a large rat showed up outside the window we were sitting in front of, eating what appeared to be a tangerine. When the waiter brought our meal, we pointed it out to him. He said, "rats are everywhere around here, you get used to them."

Same must be true in Monaco, I guess...

[niyad]

6. I am sorry that their meal was disturbed by a cockroach. Pity they

could not just step on the thing.

[DFW]

7. It would appear so! n/t

[uncle ray]

10. I'll take choice 4 please.