So let me get this straight.

[sheshe2]

Nailed it here. 👇

— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) 2026-06-11T00:22:56.248Z

[mr715]

1. I personally voted 13,627 times.

[niyad]

2. slacker. I voted 18, 647, and I am not even there!

[ShazzieB]

9. I only voted 37 times, but I think I deserve extra points for flying 2000 miles out to LA to do it!

[niyad]

24. Of course you do. At least ten points per mile!

[Moostache]

31. My Soros check bounced, so I declined to cast my 14,000 illegal ballots...

But if I'm paid what's owed....

[sheshe2]

5. *snort*

[niyad]

3. EXACTLY!!!

[Permanut]

4. Dang, they are clever!

[canetoad]

6. The recent California polls

I can't work out whether these are final or primaries.

[sheshe2]

10. LG, is this you again?

[Rhiannon12866]

12. Yup.

[sheshe2]

15. Oh no!

[Rhiannon12866]

16. Sorry about that...

[sheshe2]

18. No problem.

Trashed!

[Rhiannon12866]

19. If only!

One would think Otto would know her by now...

[sheshe2]

21. Poor OTTO overworked and under paid.

[Rhiannon12866]

22. But doesn't everybody love him?!

I remember one term when everyone argued who loved Otto the most...

[sheshe2]

23. Otto is one of the best on DU!

[Swede]

13. So long!

[sheshe2]

20. ditto!

[MerryBlooms]

11. Us Dems are such a cagey bunch... Lose all three branches of government

Just to take California! 🤣🤪🥰
Blue Wave A Coming! Legit!!!

[sheshe2]

14. IKR?!

[state of stupid]

17. I am truly sorry for being a stick in the mud really, I am old school and the facts are all

that is needed! I refuse to play this ridiculous game of bullshit! You win or you lose, and
if you are such a sorry ass whiny fucking baby that you and your ignorant horde cannot handle
the truth then Fu$$ you (the polite version) and every moth$$fuc$$er that is a stupid assh$le
that is willing to destroy this GRAND EXPERIMENT!!! Enjoy your moment, but in the end you
will be thought of as the lowest of lows, a new class of traitors, people who are not worth
remembering with any patriotic regard, but just the opposite, people who tried to destroy the
country so they could be seen as heroes under the dictator's eyes!!

[Bettie]

25. I used my "mind powers' to vote

at least 100,000 times.

Yeah, some people think that's delusional thinking, but Iran's miliatry has been destroyed approximately 20 times already, and some people believe that the orange idiot is some kind of manly man, so really, what is reality?

[Ray Bruns]

26. Like Ralphie's dad.

[Bettie]

27. Except.....I have won no major awards

got to work on that.

[Martin68]

28. Excellent summary of Johnson's derangement.

[surfered]

29. From KSTornado's post

https://democraticunderground.com/100221297918

[relogic]

30. What works

My go to- vote early and always often. If prayers worked my one vote would be multiplied like loaves and fishes giveaways at a trump rally food bank.

[liberalla]

32. Excellent!

[BComplex]

33. The republicans are ALWAYS projecting.

Beware!

[Joinfortmill]

34. Hahaha!