If he dies, and you're sleeping, should we wake you?

[Swede]

Wake me! Shake me!

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[mr715]

1. Yes.

I wanted to do a start up for that. Small boutique service of round the clock dead President surveillance

[leftstreet]

2. It should be a nationwide alert

[AloeVera]

5. With the Happy Dance ringtone.

You know, from Sesame Street.

[mr715]

11. I'm going with YMCA for the cruelty

[AloeVera]

15. Ha. Even better. So danceable! Nt

[mr715]

16. But here is the problem...

YMCA is played frequently, to there is going to be a high probability of false positives.

As such, it must be altered so as to give people false hope when listening to an oldies channel.

IDK, maybe YMCA played by a tuba or something.

[DinahMoeHum]

76. Howzabout the "VengaBus"?? (We Like To Party!)

[sinkingfeeling]

20. How about "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" ?

[mr715]

23. Slanders witches.

[niyad]

68. THANK YOU!

[DBoon]

86. how about Swan Lake?

or is that just for Putin?

[Karma13612]

93. GLOBAL

the entire world will be one gigantic block party

[bucolic_frolic]

3. The celebratory noise would awaken you. No choice. /nt

[wnylib]

56. Beat me to it. No need to awaken anyone since

the celebrations will be heard and shared around the world.

People are saying they will be the greatest celebrations ever in the history of the US. The bigliest in the history of the world. People with tears in their eyes will say, "Wow. Biggest win ever. So much winning "

[Ineedamoment]

4. I think all the celebrating in the street will wake me!

[PatSeg]

64. God, I should hope so!

I would be so disappointed if it didn't happen.

[vapor2]

6. Yes and hell yes

[GoCubsGo]

7. Nah.

I want to celebrate to my fullest, and that comes best off a good night's sleep.

[Karma13612]

94. I haven't slept well

Since Nov 5 2024.

[hlthe2b]

8. Are you kidding? Activate the tornado alarms, the overhead drones, the Emergency Alert Systems...

Order every dog, coyote, wolf, or other howling, barking creature to "crank it up!" Car Horns! Screeching tom cats and their female amore cats in heat!

Whatever you got! WAKE ME UP!

[sop]

9. The fireworks will wake me up.

[malaise]

10. The earth will shake from human celebrations

We will all be up

[LisaL]

12. No.

I don't want that to ruin my nap.

[lame54]

13. I think we will all...

Wake instinctively

[Ocelot II]

14. I'll wake up right away on account of all the party noise outside.

[LogDog75]

17. If and when that happens....

There will be a nationwide earthquake alert will be sent out because all the Richter Scales will go wild with hundreds of millions of American jumping up and down with joy.

[sinkingfeeling]

18. Absolutely!

[MustLoveBeagles]

19. Of course!

[dlilafae]

21. Yes!

I'm pouring bubbly, no matter what hour.

[Buddyzbuddy]

22. I think the horns honking, the fireworks, the

champagne corks popping and all around joyful laughter and cheering will take care of waking me if I happen to be asleep. Or in a coma.

[twodogsbarking]

24. Can I pull the plug, please, please, pretty please, pretty please with cream on top. Why can't I pull the plug.

[ZDU]

30. LMAO

[TurboDem]

39. I would yank the cord like I'm trying to start a lawnmower!

[ms liberty]

25. Yes.

[Martin Eden]

26. Bittersweet

Sweet that he can no longer poison our day.

Bitter if he does not die in prison, having escaped justice for his crimes.

[MiHale]

27. Blaring car horns and church bells ringing....

People yelling in celebration in the streets..I think that would wake me!…

[ZDU]

28. YES!

Want to see me wake up dancing!?!?!?

[Orrex]

29. I expect at least a few of you knock on my door to tell me

[TBF]

31. Y'all better dm here in TX - not sure they will celebrate properly down here

[niyad]

100. We will certainly do so!

[KS Toronado]

32. Hell YES wake me so I can spread the good news!

Don't think we have much longer to wait, he can't stay awake.

[3catwoman3]

33. Abso-fuckin'-lately!!!!!!!!!

More cowbell!

[Keepthesoulalive]

34. Please wake me

So I can finally look forward to getting a good nights sleep after I finish celebrating.

[FullySupportDems]

35. Best wake and bake ever!

I should get an expensive preroll for the occasion

[Dr. T]

40. Wake and bake.

You just described the first twenty years of my adult life.

[FullySupportDems]

88. Lol! I'm gonna get a nice fat preroll :)

[Kid Berwyn]

36. Yeah Yeah Yeah.

Spoken rapidly with alacrity.

[MarcoZandrini]

37. Open....

…the bubbly!

[AltairIV]

38. That would be a hard no.

There is absolutely no need to ruin a good night's sleep. Besides what better way to start the day then with a fresh cup of coffee and some really good news.

[Karma13612]

95. I haven't slept well

Since Nov 5 2024

[AltairIV]

96. I know how you feel.

[SeattleVet]

41. No need to...

the horn honking, music, and dancing in the streets will be sufficient.

[dave99]

42. Yes !!! I want to see ALL the Republicans crying in the streets and on Wall Street

[VTderry]

97. His cult members will weep. But Wall Street knows JD Couchbotherer

will be just as attentive to further enriching the already obscenely wealthy.

[Katcat]

43. Absolutely!

Smack me if you have to but wake me up

[arkielib]

44. Yes!

I hope the fireworks wake me!

[Totally Tunsie]

45. Yup, yup, and yup!

This is a celebration not to be missed...not for one second!

[Joinfortmill]

46. Yes! So I can do my Happy Dance!

[Tetrachloride]

47. of corpse

[CTyankee]

48. Nope. Cuz then JD will be prez and then I will REALLY worry....

[Susan Calvin]

61. Me too, but that does not negate my (natural) death wish for the disgusting human being.

Nor my joy when he is no longer on the planet.

[niyad]

69. Think about the cultists not having their urine-coloured idol to

fixate upon. maybelline couchhumper and his puppet masters are already running things. krasnov is the bright, shiny distraction.

[Ishoutandscream2]

49. Yes, please

Nt

[Emile]

50. I think the fireworks and people celebrating

will wake me.

But if not, wake me up. I want to be part of the world wide celebration.

[Half-step]

51. No thanks

Just this once I'd like to not be interrupted with whatever he is doing...

[Vinca]

52. Only after the champagne has been chilled.

[niyad]

71. Do you mean to say that you are not keeping a bottle on chill for

immediate use at that happy moment??? Many of us are.

[Karma13612]

92. I gave up drinking a couple years ago

But I just might make an exception in the case of Trump pushing up daisies.

[niyad]

99. Understood. Pretty sure it will be stinkweed, not daisies.

[Karma13612]

108. 🤭🤣 So true!!....eom

[Sanity Claws]

53. My guess is that everyone outside dancing and shooting off fireworks will wake me

But feel free to call so we can drink champagne together.

[Moostache]

54. Only if it happens live on video and I can watch it sooner by waking up...

Otherwise his imminent (and painful) demise is already running wild in my dreams on a loop. Every possible manner - choking, falling, stroke, Melania stabbing him in the throat, Uday and Qusay pushing him down the stairs on AF1, being set upon by a herd of wild pigs, somehow ending up slathered in honey and oil while chained to a donkey in Death Valley on a brutally hot day.

The day it finally happens is going to be a party for me that will last a very long time.

[EncantoCatColony]

62. Please God 🙏 Let it be

Melania stabbing him in the throat.

[calimary]

78. I'd say "YES!!!" to everything you listed except the donkey.

Leave the donkey in a nice cool shelter with clean water to drink.

[barbtries]

57. wake me up.

i'll yell it to the neighbors and start the party.

[Mira]

58. The car horns and cowbells will handle it

sleeping will be a non-issue

[NightWatcher]

59. Immediately followed by a 5 day mourning period.

And by "mourning" I mean Mardi Gras on every street corner and a global orgy.

[Susan Calvin]

60. YES. nt

[CrispyQ]

63. Oh hell yes!!

I want to start one of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE as early as possible!! 💃🎉

[niyad]

65. You DAMN well better! I do not want to miss a moment of the

celebration!

[iluvtennis]

66. Absolutely - I want to revel every second of it.

[evemac]

67. I assume someone would start

Setting off fireworks 🧨🎆

[Dave Id]

70. Probably won't be necessary

due to all of the celebratory fireworks going off.

[liberalla]

72. Y E S !!!!! Y E S !!!!!

[niyad]

73. As one person put it, "I would expect you to wake me up in surgery! "

[ColoringFool]

74. Yes! I'll Need To Get My Cowbell! (For Real!) 🔔

[AverageOldGuy]

75. ABSOLUTELY!!!

My problem is who to call first:
— Like-minded friends to spread the word, or,
— MAGAts to gloat!?!?!?

[xuplate]

77. Absolutely.

[mopinko]

79. if i have a dnr and i'm in a coma, wake me.

[hunter]

80. I'm intolerant of being woken up for anything.

When my children were young I'd wake up for them.

I'd also wake up instantly when I was on-call doing logistics for emergency blood and organ transportation. Lives were literally at stake.

Major earthquakes have woken me. And please wake me up if the house is on fire.

I've been woken up twice by hotel fire alarms, rushing out to the parking lot in whatever clothes were handy. (Never forget your shoes!) Neither fire was serious. The greatest inconvenience to me was that there was no warm food for the free morning breakfast.

My most horrible waking ups were when I was young and staying with friends in a motel. I woke up to the sound of my girlfriend's girlfriend screaming and cops in our room. It turned out to be that city's way of telling us we were not welcome in their town. Another time I was sleeping in my car and the police yanked me out and shoved me to the ground before I was fully awake.

If he dies, meh. Vance will simply replace the meat puppet. Don't wake me up, I'll read about it in the morning.

[Chicagogrl1]

81. Absof'inglutely

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES AND YES BUT PLS BRING CHAMPAGNE 🍾🍾🍾

[LAS14]

82. Yes, please. nt

[jmowreader]

83. Please don't.

He'll still be dead when I get up.

[electric_blue68]

84. Absolutely! Though the -cheering & car honking- in NYC might wake me! 😄

[republianmushroom]

85. Yup, by all means.

[John Farmer]

87. Yes! I've got fireworks to shoot off!

[Volaris]

89. If none of that does the trick, the wails of his idjit-ass supporters will be audible from fucking mars.

I can't wait.

'But look at how mean all those meanie liburls are, all happy and stuff'

Whatever. I'm getting a t shirt made that says 'yes im glad he's dead. Fuck your feelings.'

[Ruby the Liberal]

98. There might be a 3 day delay on that reaction

After they realize he isn't going to rise from the dead.

[niyad]

104. A most excellent point.

[W_HAMILTON]

90. There should be a god damn text alert created specifically for the moment that we can all sign up for.

Remember how Biden had it where you could sign up for that text where he would be first announcing his VP pick?

Something like that is what we need.

[Karma13612]

91. Abso-bloomin'-flutely!!...eom

[marble falls]

101. You gotta ask!?!?

[NoMoreRepugs]

102. I'm thinking of laying in a healthy supply of fireworks for that moment.

[True Dough]

103. Hell, no!

If I can sleep-in late and THEN find out Orange BLOTUS has keeled over??? That would be an absolutely amazing start to the day!

[HappyH]

106. No, do not disturb my sleep.

Every morning I read the news with my morning coffee. It will be an awesome cup when I can read that headline with my first sip. I’ll be smiling all day!

[spanone]

105. Wake me Shake me....

[mucholderthandirt]

107. Oh, hell yes! Scream in my ear, kick me in the ass, set off firecrackers. Proclaim it loud and proud!

[MineralMan]

109. My wife and I have an agreement to wake each other if

we hear of his demise.