the elephant has the right idea

[moonshinegnomie]

so the gop is having their texas convention.
the brought in an elephant to parade across the floor wearing stupid signs.
as soon as governor abbott introduced him the elephant started peeing on the floor .

https://www.chron.com/culture/article/elephant-gop-convention-houston-22303184.php

video of it

Link to tweet

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[SheltieLover]

1. Hahaha!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

2. This made me smile

I have been to a decent number of conventions including the 2016 National Convention and this has never happened,

[dhol82]

3. Should have taken a dump!

[Princess Turandot]

4. I once saw a horse take an impressive whiz on the stage of the Metropolitan Opera House..

..on one of the rare instances that they had a live animal in a production. (It might have been in Carmen.)

They, however, were well prepared. Two mop-bearing guys came out of the wings, dressed in period costume, and made quick work of it.