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Gee, whiz: elephant relieves itself on floor of Texas Republican convention
Gee, whiz: elephant relieves itself on floor of Texas Republican conventionhttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/13/texas-elephant-republican-convention
Four-ton Paige, brought in as surprise for attenders, made gushing debut after governor finished keynote speech
I'm posting this mainly for the very smart word usage in The Guardian. I'm sure there was a lot of hilarity as this was sent to the press!
An African elephant weighing roughly 4 tons that was brought to the Texas Republican party's annual convention to excite attenders ended up drawing widespread attention for the wrong reasons after she urinated on the convention floor and became the focus of animal welfare concerns.
Inside the George R Brown convention center in Houston on Friday, attenders had been told to prepare for a "larger-than-life surprise" after governor Greg Abbott finished his keynote speech. Organizers also displayed a message asking people to keep the aisles clear.
Shortly after Abbott concluded his remarks, Paige, an African elephant, entered the convention hall adorned with a large campaign-themed banner. As Paige moved through the venue, she suddenly halted and relieved herself, according to videos shared online.
The Texas Republican convention serves as a major event where delegates and party officials from around the state gather to establish priorities, generate enthusiasm and strengthen support before important elections. The appearance of a live elephant - a longstanding symbol for the Republican party - was intended as a show of solidarity in the organisation.
Footage captured the elephant briefly stopping during the procession while urine streamed onto the floor, leading to noticeable reactions from those watching. At least one attender could be heard shouting, "Oh no," as others laughed or reacted with surprise.
The Texas Democratic party quickly circulated video of the incident and presented it as symbolic.
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Inside the George R Brown convention center in Houston on Friday, attenders had been told to prepare for a "larger-than-life surprise" after governor Greg Abbott finished his keynote speech. Organizers also displayed a message asking people to keep the aisles clear.
Shortly after Abbott concluded his remarks, Paige, an African elephant, entered the convention hall adorned with a large campaign-themed banner. As Paige moved through the venue, she suddenly halted and relieved herself, according to videos shared online.
The Texas Republican convention serves as a major event where delegates and party officials from around the state gather to establish priorities, generate enthusiasm and strengthen support before important elections. The appearance of a live elephant - a longstanding symbol for the Republican party - was intended as a show of solidarity in the organisation.
Footage captured the elephant briefly stopping during the procession while urine streamed onto the floor, leading to noticeable reactions from those watching. At least one attender could be heard shouting, "Oh no," as others laughed or reacted with surprise.
The Texas Democratic party quickly circulated video of the incident and presented it as symbolic.
'Governor Abbott closed out his speech at the Texas GOP convention with a live elephant. It then peed on the floor as it left the room. The perfect metaphor for the Texas Republican Party," the post read.
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It wasn't a greater volume of pee and that there wasn't some solid stuff too. A couple hundred pounds of shit!
But this is a good omen all the same!
