"Every bar has that guy. He's loud, he's obnoxious, he makes all the women in the bar feel uncomfortable."

[Quiet Em]

Talarico: Every bar has that guy. He’s loud, he’s obnoxious, he makes all the women in the bar feel uncomfortable. He hears you say your name to the bartender and then adds his drink to your tab when you’re not looking.

That’s Paxton.

And I don’t know about y’all, but I’m done picking up his tab.

— Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) 2026-06-27T03:35:15.776Z

[QueerDuck]

1. That's a great video... and a great line!!

[Starbeach]

2. Oh Yeah

Brilliant!

[Just Jerome]

3. And so now

the marching morons will castigate Talarico for being a barfly.

[Dr. T]

6. As a practicing barfly, I can attest to Talarico's statement.

Loud and obnoxious. You can hear them from across the room. And what they say is complete bullshit. That's Ken Paxon. Is he drunk or just terminally impaired?

[Ilsa]

8. Some people are just evil. Paxton is greedy, lustful,

manipulative, power-hungry, etc. His personal code is the seven deadly sins.

[mountain grammy]

4. and they'll still vote for Paxton

cause his voters are just like him!

[surfered]

5. Corruption is strong in this one and it's OK with Trump's waste, fraud , and abuse GOP

[ToxMarz]

9. And mumble under their breath, but still pay his tab.

[paleotn]

13. At best, they hate brown people and the "other" more than they dislike him.

But most in my estimation are exactly what you typed. They are him. And if in his shoes, they'd do exactly the same vile crap.

[ananda]

7. You should see the comments.

An eye opener on both Ken and Angela Paxton..
both totally corrupt and without scruples.

[spanone]

10. Paxton is a pariah.

That's why trmp supported him. The worse of the worse.

[dlk]

11. The same could be said for the current occupant of the white house

“I’m done picking up his tab” is a really great line. Dems should use it.

Talirico is the best!

[Seinan Sensei]

12. Lyle Lovett had another song I'd love to dedicate to Kenny boy

Look around and you will see
This world is full of creeps like me
You look surprised, you shouldn't be
This world is full of creeps like me

“Creeps Like Me”
L. Lovett

[progressoid]

14. I expected this OP to be about Trump

[leftstreet]

15. DURec

[kimbutgar]

16. It's sad that Paxton will win in TEXass the people will miss out having a senator who cares about them in Talarico

They will vote for a felon instead who’s like the magaloon president.

You know the orange magaloon will make an appearance in TEXass to support Paxton and the repukes will fall back in line.

[calimary]

20. But think of it this way:

We’re less than two-and-a-half years away from choosing the next president. I bet there’d be a place for Talarico in that new White House setup. I’m already expecting the Dems to win in 2028.

[Karasu]

17. Paxton let a child rapist out of prison after a DAY. That needs to be repeated ad infinitum.

[Skittles]

18. yup

and they think they're so MANLY when actually they're just THUGS

[mcar]

19. That's really good!

These asswipes can't handle being made fun of.