Am I missing something here...?

[PCIntern]

Yesterday, NBC News reported, and as of this posting, it’s still on their site, that paramedics responded to a cardiac arrest at Sen. McConnell’s residence. I have not seen any reports that he’s awake or alert.

So the question is, is he in a coma or brain-dead ( —insert joke here—) and on life-support? And how is this not a public story since he’s an elected individual? Enquiring minds want to know!!

(And for all you lurking MAGAT’s or other sanctimonious individuals, do recall that Hair Furor positively gloated over the deaths of Rob Reiner and his wife, among many others. Accusations of being ghoulish will be met with verbal howitzers from yours truly.)

[chicoescuela]

1. Whatever is going on with him, it is Biden's fault.

Seriously you’re right. No news is not good news for McConnell.

[popsdenver]

29. They are keeping him on ice

so to speak, because they didn't want his croaking to detract attention from Trump's screwed up 250 celebrations.......

OR, because they are doing a WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S kind of thing.........

[Ford_Prefect]

36. IMO They are keeping him on ice because after a few hours a corpse begins to stink.

[popsdenver]

38. Many politicians already stink

ask those who have to be near MR. POOPY PANTS............

[3catwoman3]

43. As if he didn't stink already.

[spanone]

2. Maga answers to no one.

Apparently.

[AltairIV]

3. "....verbal howitzers...."

I really like that, along with your entire post.

[3catwoman3]

44. Me, too!

We need more verbal howitzers when responding to MAGA bullshit.

[yardwork]

4. The media barely mentioned that a Republican representative was missing for 90 days.

If it had been a Democrat pulling a stunt like that it would have led the news every night.

[Bettie]

13. They would have had a box at the bottom of the screen

X days since Y has shown up for work.

Live shots of the front of their residence....ever more angry pundits decryig the lack of action by leadership.

For a Repug? Nothing. Silence.

[yardwork]

28. This is the truth.

[popsdenver]

41. Not surprising at all

because 95+% of all media in the U.S. is owned/operated by Uber Rich Republicans...

(one of the first things Hitler did was to take over all media........And Russia has Gov't. owned PRAVDA to do the job in that country)

That way they cannot only just promote all the rah-rah Republican Fascist Propaganda, but eliminate any media dissenters.....

Wake up people! The perfect name for a book about the past 47+ years would be: WHILE THE NATION SLEPT

[Sympthsical]

45. One of my representatives was gone for months

It was kind of an on and off thing with them for a few years.

Until it was not.

But that's what happens when some of these politicians treat their seats like a rocking chair in a Bartles and Jaymes commercial.

(Look, if we're going to discuss old people, I'm going to throw in a reference that makes us all feel old)

[marble falls]

5. He's been braindead for years. Has anyone tried waving a hundred dollar bill under his nose to rouse him?

[Jerry2144]

6. Or perhaps kale or Tortoise Chow?

[sop]

8. Mitch only responds to thousand dollar bills.

[usedtobedemgurl]

7. I thought, perhaps wrongly,

That that article was talking about the past. It felt like they were saying that happened when turtle disappeared from the public eye. I read the blurb twice, because I was wondering how he wasnow.for whatever reason, I processed it as telling the story of what happened to him weeks/months ago. That does not mean he has not passed, but this wad my take away. (full disclosure: I have a brain injury and do not always understand everything as presented)

[PCIntern]

9. I understand...

It is implied that he was the subject of the visit by the paramedics but not stated. If he were in arrest for a number of minutes and CPR was not being administered, then it is not favorable.

[Mister Ed]

12. That was my takeaway as well: that the article described what had happened a month ago, when McConnell fell ill.

The headline was confusing because it was written in the present tense, but the article made clear that it was just reporting new information about what had happened previously.

[Ray Bruns]

10. He's not dead! He's just pining for the fjords.

Lovely plumage the Mitch McConnell.

[PCIntern]

14. But he's nailed to the perch!!!

[Ray Bruns]

18. "Well, o'course it was nailed there!"

If I hadn't nailed Mitch McConnell down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

[evolves]

42. "He's just resting!"

[Kid Berwyn]

11. An Oleg Deripaska Investment

Did Turtle skip a payment?

[bluestarone]

15. Well i'm thinking another TARP was put around his hospital bed. Seems like

That's how things are done with these MAGA's.

[Katcat]

16. Gotta

Gotta have a brain to be brain dead.
Gotta have a heart for it to attack

[live love laugh]

19. McConnell is no mental slouch, but he's heartless like the rest.

[live love laugh]

17. The same way Tom Keans 3+ months absence wasn't mentioned by MSM.

[Nigrum Cattus]

20. if he is alive

it's only because of machines
84 year old's don't get better after cardiac arrest

[PatrickforB]

21. Well, one thing is certain. We all owe a death sooner or later. McConnell is getting very old. n/t

[31j20b3]

22. is there a proxy voting rule to allow the GOP to vote for him

how does that work or not

[JohnnyRingo]

34. That's what I was wondering.

And who names a temp replacement? If it's Kentucky's democratic governor it answers a lot of questions.
I don't know.

[31j20b3]

35. Yes, I hadn't considered consequence of admitting he's dead

Keeping an appointment away from Democrats would be huge motivation for secrecy

[70sEraVet]

40. Two years ago, the Republican super-majority completely stripped....

the current governor from having any say in filling a vacancy in the Senate.

FRANKFORT, Ky. (AP) — Republican lawmakers in Kentucky on Friday removed the Democratic governor from any role filling future U.S. Senate vacancies — a move supporters said was unrelated to recent scrutiny about the health of the state’s senior senator, Republican leader Mitch McConnell.

https://apnews.com/article/kentucky-legislature-governor-f4d0ab8ffaec1a435ac52515c67d8f0e

[Lochloosa]

52. No, not in Senate. They must be present to vote

[Iggo]

23. Fuck him. Hope he's dead.

[PCIntern]

24. Republicans and turtles can live to 200

[GiqueCee]

25. I read something here yesterday...

... wherein some spokesweasel for the Constipated Tortoise claimed that he was alert and doing the people's business. I suspect they were giving people the business.
Updates as events warrant.

[TommyT139]

31. "The people's business" being keeping the seat from Dem challengers

...according to how Kentucky deals with senatorial vacancies.

There's no interim appointment by the governor. So Rethugs would be one down in the Senate.

At least 56 days before the election, the governor issues a proclamation and directs it to the sheriffs in each county in which an election is to be held. Those sheriffs must then give notice of the election at least 49 days before the election.

https://ballotpedia.org/Filling_vacancies_in_the_U.S._Senate

Now it all makes sense!

[bucolic_frolic]

26. I doubt it. I think they meant heartless. /nt

[FakeNoose]

27. He was unconscious 2 weeks ago when paramedics took him to the hospital

So there's been no news of his condition since then.

[Hugin]

30. Thus becoming...

Schrödinger's turtle!

The truth is after his flip-floppery on the appropriate times of Supreme Court replacement timing. This is exactly how he would want to go.

[PhilG]

48. Don't Open The Box! Don't Open The Box!

I laughed out loud at your comment and woke up the cat !

[JohnnyRingo]

32. So is actively voting like Weekend With Bernie?

And who would appoint a replacement until the next election? Would it be Kentucky's democratic governor?
If so, that answers a lot of questions.

[usedtobedemgurl]

46. Governor would have to choose from a list of folks

GOP supplies.

[Vinca]

33. They've probably got him on life support to keep their numbers up. I say pull the plug.

He caused the current mess we're in by holding up a SCOTUS nominee and telling his tribe to vote against convicting Trump in the second impeachment.

[ZDU]

37. Die!

Sometimes the intrusive thoughts in my head respond by shouting, "Die! Just die, already! The world needs change. DIE!"

[RandomNumbers]

39. I did a Google News search and found this "timing is interesting" tidbit

McConnell warns about Pulte’s lack of experience to serve as Director of National Intelligence

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5908231-mcconnell-pulte-dni-qualifications/ - June 3rd - he was taken to the hospital on the 14th ... hmmm

Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) warned on Wednesday that any person tapped to serve as director of national intelligence (DNI) must have “extensive national security experience,” sending a pointed message to President Trump after he tapped Federal Housing Finance Agency Director Bill Pulte for the nation’s top intelligence job.

McConnell did not name Pulte in his statement but made it clear that he’s not likely to vote for him to serve as DNI in a longer-term capacity. Trump has only named Pulte as acting DNI and not formally submitted a nomination to the Senate for him to serve throughout the rest of his presidential term.

The Senate would need to vote to confirm Pulte to oversee the nation’s intelligence agencies in more than a temporary “acting” capacity.

“Very few Senate-confirmable positions come with statutory eligibility requirements. There are good reasons why the Director of National Intelligence is one of them. Anyone performing this role of such immense public trust must have the extensive national security experience required by statute, and no nominee who falls short of this requirement will earn my vote,” McConnell said.

[Grins]

47. Rob Reiner - and Robert Mueller.

He gets his rocks off on death.

[PCIntern]

49. And the victims on 9/11.

I’ll never forget that.

[H2O Man]

50. Recommended.

As near as I can tell, Mitch died several years ago.

[Skittles]

51. they will weekend-Bernie that crusty old fuck

yes INDEED

[ultralite001]

53. Why isn't the media staking out every McConnell office???

Holding a watch party at his home... the hospital or rehab or skilled nursing
facility (if he's there)... They should be reporting hourly / daily...

Voters need to show up + demand answers... If McConnell is unfit / unable
to serve, this is a big deal...

[rogue emissary]

55. Same reason a Republican can not show up for four months

And they don't hound him.

Of course Hilary stumbled from pneumonia and they diagnosed she'd be dead in days.

They find respect and their humanity when it comes, to white men

[Sane1]

54. One More Supreme Court Nomination to go

They’ll keep the old racist geezer hooked up to anything that makes him look alive so he can vote on Alito’s replacement.