add it to Epic Fails

[DoBW]

new metaphor just dropped

— Cabel Sasser (@cabel.panic.com) 2026-07-04T01:30:12.360Z

[WhiteTara]

1. Hilarious!

[tanyev]

2. Trump took over the 250th celebration so now it reflects everything he's doing to the country.

ETA: Also, I must note the irony of the splat happening right after the lyrics "And I'd gladly stand up" in the Lee Greenwood song.

[H2O Man]

3. Yikes!

Bet that was painful!

Recommended.

[chicoescuela]

4. Dumb(with a b)ass . Beautiful landing

[Solly Mack]

5. Oh my.

[Ponietz]

6. Context: Folsom Pro Rodeo

https://www.kcra.com/article/folsom-parachute-skydiver-crash-pro-rodeo/71817487

[Warpy]

7. OW. I hope that booth wasn't selling funnel cakes

Getting your fall broken and then landing in hot grease no bueno.

(dumb stung but I hope everybody's OK)

[PatSeg]

8. Ouch!!!

Damn, that was really stupid.

[twodogsbarking]

9. He made it on TikTok

[niyad]

10. Apparently, the idiot only has a cut lip, and is planning another jump.

[ToxMarz]

13. He should probably have a couple more beers before his next attempt.

[niyad]

16. True

[0rganism]

11. Is this even real? How can this be real? This looks like a comedy bit, right? Someone's doing a bit?

I'm having a lot of difficulty figuring out "real" lately, everything seems overcooked and obvious to the point where I assume it's a deception meant to fool the gullible, and then it's a real thing. Guess I'm old now.

[BidenRocks]

12. It's real.

Like the small airplane hitting power wires.
Instant drop!
He had a boo boo on his nose.

[Aviation Pro]

14. Glad he's ok

Probably had something to do with excess drag from the outsized flag. I know diddly about free fall parachuting.

[BidenRocks]

15. Flag caught the tree

Now it's a pivot point!
Whap!

[Talitha]

17. Lemme guess....

It's Biden's fault, right?