'I am NOT taking drugs!' Musk denies damning report

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Source: AFP

Elon Musk on Saturday denied a report that he used ketamine and other drugs extensively last year on the 2024 campaign trail.

The New York Times reported Friday that the billionaire adviser to President Donald Trump used so much ketamine, a powerful anesthetic, that he developed bladder problems.

The newspaper said the world's richest person also took ecstasy and mushrooms and traveled with a pill box last year, adding that it was not known whether Musk also took drugs while heading the so-called Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) after Trump took power in January.

In a post Saturday on X, Musk said: "To be clear, I am NOT taking drugs! The New York Times was lying their ass off."

Read more: https://www.yahoo.com/news/am-not-taking-drugs-musk-225133428.html

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There are videos of you nodding off in oval office meetings.

[BOSSHOG]

1. I will save two trillion dollars

But I don’t know how to handle a chain saw inside with humans close by.

[Irish_Dem]

5. Everyone can see he is high as kite 24/7.

[Srkdqltr]

2. Of course he says that.

[Irish_Dem]

3. Another pathological liar who lies every time his lips are moving.

[cstanleytech]

4. I'm not drinking water.........at least not while I'm typing this.

[Clouds Passing]

6. I'm not! I mean it! Stop telling me I am!

https://www.reddit.com/r/BoomersBeingFools/comments/1kzh877/comment/mv5f6a1/

[Rebl2]

7. Okay prove it by

providing a urine test and it has to be done in front of someone so they know it’s his urine!

[Silent Type]

8. The ass would probably be better off using drug addiction as an excuse for his cruddy behavior.

He can claim he’s in rehab or something, even if not.

[C_U_L8R]

9. Uh huh.

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[IbogaProject]

23. That was the anomoly

If he puffed grass much he might have some self reflection. But he said that was the only time w grass. He is on a bunch of ego fueling drugs plus meds to soften the side effects.

[sinkingfeeling]

10. Then he's batshit crazy.

[EarthFirst]

11. Perfectly normal behavior...

[Ponietz]

15. Stubby arms, huh?

[SheltieLover]

12. Every chronological adult dances around in public with a chain saw, right?

Fking nazi!

[usonian]

13. From what I could see, it was one of them gas-powered saws.

Doesn't believe in his own tech.

He should wield a fully self guided one. The kind that says "Trust me" on the label.

[SheltieLover]

14. ...

[Woodycall]

21. It was a prop...

[Grokenstein]

16. Drugs or severe brain dysfunction, eLon. Those are your choices.

Unless you have a better explanation for the way you act, in which case, let's hear it.

"I don't do drugs!" ranks right down there with "That was a Roman salute!" on the BS meter.

good time to remind you of one of my favorite comics. for no particular reason.

— shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) 2024-12-28T18:50:12.233Z

[orangecrush]

33. Go figure

[50 Shades Of Blue]

17. Then you'll be suing NYT for defamation - right, Leon?

[truthisfreedom]

18. Hard to argue with such a respected businessman.

He’s just such a serious guy. How could he be lying? He’s never lied before.

Well, except all of those other times.

[Attilatheblond]

19. Those of us who grew up in the 60s know stoned when we see it, Elon.

[Jacson6]

20. Eric Clapton Sings the Musk Anthem.

Just sayin...

[Iggo]

22. Wait a minute. No drug addict ever denied taking drugs before. Right? He must be clean.

Drug test, Elon. Demand one at once. Prove those motherfuckers wrong!

[littlemissmartypants]

24. He has to be the most overrated person on the planet. ...

Especially in his own mind.

[DBoon]

25. "I'm just thinking" "No, you're on drugs. Normal people don't act that way"

[RussBLib]

26. he lies as much as Trump does

....anything Trump touches dies. It's Elon's turn, you fucking pinhead.

[underpants]

27. Narrator: He's taking drugs

[Mr.Bee]

28. 'I am NOT taking drugs!'

and I am the king of England!

[BidenRocks]

29. Piss test, Elon!

Is this a problem?
We'll wait. (Cue Jeopardy tune)

[Dr. T]

30. Musky says the NY Times is lying their ass off?

Has he ever watched Fox News? Like most Fox watchers, he can't handle the truth.

[twodogsbarking]

31. He was holding them for a friend. I don't buy it. He ain't got no friends.

[GB_RN]

32. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah...

Eloon. Keep flapping your Nazi lips. Remember that on November 17, 1973, then-President Richard Nixon similarly issued a denial when he said, “I am NOT a crook!” Denying it didn’t change the fact that he actually WAS a crook.

Unlike you, however, and despite his illegal acts, Nixon managed to do a few good things for this country. Now do us all a favor and fuck right the hell off.

[Marthe48]

34. Not right at the moment of denial

Because you had to take a break while you were busy lying

[republianmushroom]

35. Have know very few well to do drug users acknowledge that

they do drugs. Most claim "those are my meds".