here's what it looks like when a mob boss takes over your country

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

you know that inside Preznit Fuckwit’s big dumb pumpkin head, he fancies himself to be a smooth, sophisticated businessman. a businessman like no one thought possible. maybe the greatest businessman of all time.

oh please. Donny isn’t any kind of businessman.

what he is, is a tin-plate penny-ante mobster from Queens, New York. he walks like a mobster, he talks like a mobster, he looks like a mobster — and above all, he acts like a mobster. he always has, and he always will.

Donny’s shittacular mobsterism was on full display yesterday, when he phoned a writer at The Atlantic and started barking threats.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/heres-what-it-looks-like-when-a-mob

[House of Roberts]

1. I think he patterns himself after Al Capone.

About the only mobster source of revenue he hasn't used that Capone had, is illegal liquor sales. He's pretty much committed every other kind of crime, just like Capone.

[C_U_L8R]

2. He likes that people think he's a mobster

Reality is he’s nothing but a dimwit. Driven by obscene impulse and vanity. A joke. A really bad joke.

[Skittles]

3. THANK YOU

Donald Fucking Trump is too fucking stupid and transparent to be a real mob boss. He THINKS of himself that way but the truth is, it is only because he has a lot of MONEY that a lot of low-life scum will do crap on his behalf.