The Borowitz Report: Iran Drops Unredacted Epstein Files Over U.S.

[FakeNoose]

Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/iran-drops-unredacted-epstein-files

TEHRAN (The Borowitz Report)—In a surprise attack that has rattled the White House, on Saturday morning the Iranian Air Force dropped unredacted copies of the Epstein files on the U.S.

Iran’s Supreme Leader said that its aircraft dropped the files over most major media outlets in the U.S. but skipped CBS and CNN.

“Like Bari Weiss is going to run with this story?” he scoffed. “Good one.”

The Ayatollah added that Iran had not bothered to drop the files over the U.S. Capitol, stating, “We have seen no evidence that Congress still exists.”

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Oh my gosh, I'm laughing and crying at the same time! If only this could really happen.....

What a world, what a world ...... If the USA had any "good karma" left, it's all gone now!

[JustAnotherGen]

1. I wish

They would

[Goonch]

2. ;-{).....

[malaise]

3. THIS

Rec