Jeff Tiedrich - Doctor Jesus heals Donny's dementia, and other things that never happened the most
the past 72 hours have been a pretty wild ride, haven’t they?
let’s recap: Donny’s despot bestie Viktor Orbán got his ass kicked sky-high in Hungary. Donny’s clownshoes negotiating team shit the bed in their peace talks with Iran. Donny then stamped his feet and threatened to blockade the already blockaded Strait of Epstein™ until he turned blue in the face — blockadepalooza! Donny managed to insult another woman reporter. he also insulted Pope Leo. His Popeness then sniped right back at Donny.
then there was that whole day-long escapade where Donny posted some bugfuck AI slop of himself tarted up as Jesus, and then — shocker of shockers! — got dogpiled by his own normally-loyal evangelicals, who were outraged that Dear Leader would ever do such a thing, causing Donny to delete the post and try to pretend it never happened.
fuck me, I need a nap just from typing all that out. so let’s take a moment to catch our breath. let’s just kick back and gaze in awe as Preznit Fuckwit wins the Nobel Dog Ate My Homework Prize for his groundbreaking work in the field of bullshit explanations.
https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/doctor-jesus-heals-donnys-dementia
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Tiedrich really out did himself! 