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Zorro

(18,962 posts)
Wed Jun 3, 2026, 01:32 PM 13 hrs ago

Markwayne The Plumber Ain't Gotta Obey No F*ckin' Court Orders, Y'all Hear?

It must be fun to be a white Republican man, where you always get to be a total pussy who never takes responsibility for anything, never has to be accountable for your actions, never has to act with honesty or integrity. There’s always an asterisk appended to every rule, a reason why it doesn’t apply to you, a justification for why you shouldn’t be required to have the same qualifications for jobs, and so forth.

Markwayne Mullin, the hayseed yokel plumber from Oklahoma with untreated anger and lying issues who currently serves as DHS secretary, testified before the Senate Homeland Security Committee yesterday — his former colleagues — and he had one of those asterisk moments. Democratic Senator Chris Murphy was just trying to get the white male DEI hire on the record saying he would pledge to abide by court orders, since the Trump DHS has been so notorious for thumbing its nose at the law and the Constitution, especially when those things are getting in the way of their Nazi immigration enforcement practices.

And Secretary Pigfuck absolutely refused. But don’t worry, he ain’t gon’ break no chicken-pluckin’ Constitution, y’all, OK? He said at DHS they “will never break the Constitution, and we’re not going to break the law.”

BUT, ASTERISK COMETH:

“If we didn’t think courts were politicized, then I would probably be able to answer that,” Mullin said. “But we see courts over and over again that use their bench for their political opinion, not just the rule of law.”

What you think does not matter, pigfuck. You are not qualified to assess such things, and the fact that judges sometimes tell white supremacist MAGA trash no is not an indicator that they are “politicized.”

Yappy little hick.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/markwayne-the-plumber-aint-gotta
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Markwayne The Plumber Ain't Gotta Obey No F*ckin' Court Orders, Y'all Hear? (Original Post) Zorro 13 hrs ago OP
Is it true that he so named.. thomski64 13 hrs ago #1
LOL! Ritabert 13 hrs ago #2
total pussy? Skittles 11 hrs ago #3
I think Mullin is nursing a great deal of inner anger Uncle Joe 9 hrs ago #4

thomski64

(976 posts)
1. Is it true that he so named..
Wed Jun 3, 2026, 01:38 PM
13 hrs ago

..because his mother didn't know which of
her cousins was his actual father..

Skittles

(173,261 posts)
3. total pussy?
Wed Jun 3, 2026, 04:07 PM
11 hrs ago

as opposed to sporting balls, THE most delicate body part? Fuck I hate that sexist fucking crap.

Uncle Joe

(65,728 posts)
4. I think Mullin is nursing a great deal of inner anger
Wed Jun 3, 2026, 05:59 PM
9 hrs ago

because his parents couldn't figure out what first name to give him.

So Mark may have no problem with obeying the law and and a judge's orders unless it's appealed and overruled by a higher court, but wayne thinks Mark sucks and he ain't listening to no stinkin judge if he don't feel like it...or it might be the other way around?

Thanks for the thread Zorro

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