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Jan. 4, 2026
Edible Arrangement
Dear Diary:
I walked up Broadway toward my neighborhood fruit stand at the corner of 73rd Street, hopeful that the gruff stand-minder was on duty.
He was, and I swept strawberries and blueberries into my arms as he watched. Other patrons milled around, among them a woman examining avocados and a lanky man considering the lemons.
Nice raspberries, nice raspberries, the vendor said, moving toward me. Some sweet potatoes? Very fresh, very fresh.
I retrieved my wallet to pay and leave. The vendor slipped his usual extra, and free, bananas into my bag alongside the fruit I had purchased.
The bananas were an equalizer of sorts. To him, they signaled appreciation that I listened to his advice without objecting. To me, they were a generous offering from a hard worker.
As I took them, I thought about our ongoing exchange and its evolution toward a relationship.
Then I heard a mans voice from behind: Miss. Miss.
In New York, I had learned that turning to acknowledge a voice from behind could mean facing something untoward, or it could indicate someone saying I had dropped my wallet.
Take this, I heard the voice say. Turning, I saw it belonged to the lanky man who had been eyeing the lemons.
Here, take this, please, he said, his extended hand holding a lemon. I bought three, but I only need two.
No, thank you, I said.
No, really, he said. I dont need it.
He thrust the lemon toward me as if it were a bouquet.
OK, I said, accepting the piece of fruit. Then I reached into my bag, snapped a banana off the bunch and quickly handed it to this stranger.
No, no, he said, thats not part of the arrangement.
Oh, yes, it is, I said with a smile.
Janet L. Schinderman
Uninvited
Dear Diary:
It was a sunny lunchtime in Lower Manhattan, and a group of us had gotten sandwiches and decided to eat them sitting on the side steps at Trinity Church.
As we sat there, a woman dressed entirely in peach (hat, gloves, suit, pumps) made her way through the tombstones toward us.
You can beg, she said, but youll never get in here.
Susan Johnson
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/04/nyregion/metropolitan-diary.html
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