Sign in the fruit area of a produce section of a store...

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Orgasmic blueberries, $1.95.

[3catwoman3]

1. They're probably selling very well.

[Norrrm]

2. Harvested personally or by machine?

[cachukis]

3. If they aren't Maine low bush, they can't be.

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4. I knew a girl like that once...

Thanks to Dan Rowan and Dick Martin.

[rsdsharp]

5. And worth every penny!

[debm55]

6. HAHAHHAAHhhAHAH, thank you

[Ocelot II]

7. I like blueberries, but not *that* much.

[2MuchNoise]

8. I've purchased them multiple times.

[CTyankee]

9. I have several every morning, right after I wake up.

They coincide with my breakfast. In fact, I have them on top of my breakfast.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. I had a dozen in my cereal this morning.

Three didn’t work!