Recently my wife has been introducing me as her

[Floyd R. Turbo]

“current husband”!

[bucolic_frolic]

1. Don't worry too much

I'm sure she means "electrified".

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 🤗⚡️

[Enter stage left]

3. For years I introduced my wife as "my ex-girlfriend".

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. Ha! 😁

[Attilatheblond]

5. Really old rancher I knew refered to his wife as his widow

And then he asked for a cookie.

[VGNonly]

6. I'm divorced, but we are the best of friends.

Neither of us like the term "ex", we prefer former spouses.

[Wicked Blue]

7. Does that mean you're electrified?