LOL. Time is undefeated.

[kairos12]

1978 /2023
Long Hair /Longing for hair
8 Tracks /Cataracts
KEGs /EKGs
Streaking /Leaking
Acid Rock /Acid Reflux
Seeds and Stems /Fiber
Stayin' Alive (the song) /Stayin' Alive (the Goal)
Hoping for a BMW /Hoping for a BM
Going to a new hip, joint /Getting a new hip joint
Rolling Stones /Kidney Stones
Bell Bottoms Large bottoms
Disco /Costco
Whatever /Depends
Rock n' roll all night /Sleep through the night
Think you know everything /Think you know your name

[BeneteauBum]

1. Clever

And so true for this boomer!

Peace ☮️

[Wounded Bear]

2. Spot on except for the "sleep through the night" line...

Thankfully, I still wake up before I pee the bed. Usually more than once.

[multigraincracker]

3. Feel like I'm way past my

Best if Used By date.

[AZ8theist]

5. Yup. The warranty has certainly expired on my old carcass....

[oldsoldierfadingfast]

4. My friend sent me a meme...

that said the good thing about being old is that you no longer have to worry about dying young!
However, that reminded me of another old saying, "Only the good die young."
What does that say about me and a few of yaw'l????

[MLAA]

6. You nailed it!

[MLAA]

7. Trying to get laid / trying to get paid.

Heard this 30 years ago in a bar in New Orleans…I think the bartender said when it was last call.

[CTyankee]

8. This is great!

[multigraincracker]

9. My father received a bunch of awards is his

80s in his field of science. Told me could get them because he outlived all of his enemies
I’m almost there.

[reACTIONary]

10. Time, Time, Time; Time is on My Side.....

...... No it ain't

[Joinfortmill]

11. Hahaha

[sarchasm]

12. hahaha! Finally! Someone understands me ...

……... ………

[Just Jerome]

13. Is it live, or is it Memorex? / Am I alive, or just a memory?