Jokes & riddles thread..

[red dog 1]

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What is it that a man does standing up, a woman does sitting down, and a dog does on three legs? (answered)

[Marthe48]

1. I know should I post my answer?

n/t

[red dog 1]

2. Sure!

[Marthe48]

3. Shake hands

[red dog 1]

5. That's it!

[rsdsharp]

4. Pee.

[red dog 1]

6. A dog pees on three legs?

[rsdsharp]

9. A male dog does.

[red dog 1]

11. Yeah, you're right about that.

[Morbius]

7. How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The answer is two, of course; the tricky bit is getting them inside the light bulb.

[underpants]

12. Approved.

[red dog 1]

8. A blonde joke

A blonde's boyfriend gives her a cell phone for her birthday
The next day, she's out shopping and the phone rings
It's her boyfriend, and he asks, "How do you like your new cell phone?"
She tells him, "Oh, I love it. It fits right in my purse, and your voice is so clear, but how did you know I was at Walmart?"

[JoseBalow]

10. Did you hear about the rabbi who didn't charge for circumcisions?

He only took tips.

[underpants]

13. Oooh ooh. A table.

[Wounded Bear]

14. A magician walked down the street and turned into a bar...

[some_of_us_are_sane]

15. What do you call 100 MAGAs ...

at the bottom of the ocean?





-"A start. "

[LogDog75]

16. Three men walk into a bar....

The fourth man ducks.

[Morbius]

17. A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar.

The bartender asks, "What is this, a joke?"