I like going out of doors, it's so much

[Floyd R. Turbo]

easier than going out of windows!

[Faux pas]

1. ...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 😁

[LoisB]

3. He will be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. 😁

[underpants]

4. In my experience, you usually have some help going out a window

Just saying.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. 😬

[LudwigPastorius]

5. "I like going out of doors,..."

When I'm entertaining a lady, and her husband unexpectedly comes home from work early, I make my own door.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. 😁

[retread]

9. But what about entering?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. 🤔

[some_of_us_are_sane]

11. LOL!!! Reminds me...

of one of my favorite lines from deadpan comic, Steven Wright. "I was born by Caesarean section but you really can't tell. Except that when I leave my house I always go by the window."

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. 😁